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reblog for sample size !!
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@heyitschartic how delightful!
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cpericardium · 5 hours
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cpericardium · 6 hours
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Go sharty, it’s your squirt day
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cpericardium · 6 hours
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the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support
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cpericardium · 6 hours
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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again
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crazy how the 9th trending tag is "gay" and every one of the thumbnail images is a guy with his dick out
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i was the first girl to get shrunk so small that they blew a bubble around me and i wasnt even big enough to break the tension in the soap and i floated away into the sky until it popped 100 meters up and i fell for what felt like years due to my low terminal velocity and when i hit the ground i wasnt even hurt and i joined an ant colony. since then ofcourse there have been many others.
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obsessed with this reddit thread 
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cpericardium · 7 hours
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No.......... no.....
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devastating: the best artist you know uses procreate so you can't steal their brush set
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it's just you and me @tisinoodle. it's just you and me. in photoshop
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cpericardium · 7 hours
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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ppl like “i was a gifted kid but now im dumb as shit ahhhh im so sad now weeeeh” shut the fuck up i grew up smart as shit and i’m smart now and i’ll die smart as fuck too. youre nothing.
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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