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Oh yes doctor. That's him. My condolences.

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The Astral Express (Family) 🥺🥺

By themselves!

Extra trash sibs duo bc why not lol

#I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCHHHHHH #honkai star rail #welt yang #march 7th #caelus #stelle #dan heng #himeko

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with you by my side!

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Literally same

Also I didn't realise most ppl were still doing the top/bottom thing, geez, I thought we left that in like 2015.

the fact that so many ship names (especially for anime pairings and pairings from hyv games) correlate to whether people believe that certain characters top or bottom genuinely bothers me.

it really makes zero sense when the context of whatever post is sfw—whatever their sexual dynamic is is completely irrelevant, so why do ship names have to insinuate one way or the other???

just feels like totally unnecessary sexualization, and i don’t think it’s a coincidence that this is particularly the case for queer asian characters (and in some cases, real people).

personally, whatever ship names i use are based on either popularity or whichever one i heard first (and there’s no right one or wrong one)—NOT whatever i believe their bedroom dynamic to be. i think that’s really fucking weird.

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Ok bois, it's been 24 hours... So far Golden Ratio seems to be in the lead! Genuinely surprised honestly, but I guess pleasantly so.

Aventio follows not too far behind, followed by Raturine and Ratiorine behind that.

Didn't know the consensus was Aventio>Ratiorine but 🤨 very interesting.

I haven't seen anyone bring up something new in the tags yet, so I guess there aren't any names I missed lol.

Ok anyway, back to it! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHTTTT

OK FUCK IT ALL

LET'S DO THIS PROPERLY

#aventio #ratiorine #raturine #golden ratio #hsr #honkai star rail #dr ratio #aventurine #tumblr polls #poll #polls #fight fight fight

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Ok fuckers don't disappoint.

The results of this poll with drastically change how my well-being will be for the next few weeks so if y'all fuck this up I'll draw Dr.Ratio pregnant.

#RATURINE TRUTHERS LET'S GO

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OK FUCK IT ALL

LET'S DO THIS PROPERLY

#aventio #ratiorine #raturine #golden ratio #hsr #honkai star rail #dr ratio #aventurine #LET'S GO RATURINE IT'S FUNNY #wait shit Im supposed to be neutral #but yea literally anything is fine because it looks like even hoyo ships them at this point💀 #tumblr polls #poll #polls #fight fight fight #dr ratio hsr #aventurine hsr

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4/19 Moodboard for the average Watcher/Yuri On Ice fan

#no one talk to me I'm gonna be in my crying corner #yuri on ice

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Prickly wet cat turned into a pampered cat 🐱🥰

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Memento Vivere

Some additional notes:

#i think this is my favourite thing now #ive been thinking about this post for about 12 hours help #op your MIND #honkai star rail #aventio #ratiorine #raturine #haha mouse piss #dr ratio #aventurine

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MOUSE PISS OMG I LOVE THEM

raturine

#raturine #aventio #ratiorine #aventurine hsr #dr ratio #veritas ratio #hsr #honkai star rail

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Vivid bad bracelet makers

Now don’t mind if I just dump some headcanons here:

- An suggested to the group after Mizuki told her about how they did it with their friends. (The box and materials was supplied by them as well)

- Kohane and Toya loved the idea. Akito got outvoted.

- Kohane actually has experience with these sorts of crafts but pulls up a tutorial on her laptop and calmly does her own thing.

- An took some tips and small practice from Mizuki and declared herself enough of an expert to give a tutorials to Toya.

- Toya takes the advice and is happy because he’s trying new things and learning :D

- Akito suffers.

- They all initially planned to make bracelets for themselves but An kept accidentally including her biases in the color beads she recommended Toya so he just decided that the bracelet he makes will be hers. An makes her bracelet for him in return. Kohane, upon noticing this, asks if she should make hers for Akito since they’re sharing. Akito just abandons his shoddy first attempt at a bracelet and angrily begins one for Kohane and that’s that.

- Kohane is so efficient at making bracelets she ends up finishing three in the time it takes An and Toya to make theirs. Akito… is halfway through one.

- Toya is very proud of his creation and An absolutely makes sure to tell him that it is one of the greatest things she’s ever received.

- An initially wanted to use letters to spell out Toya’s name for his bracelet but realized halfway through that there were no Y’s and A’s left so… she improvised. Akito points out it sounds like something a dog would be called, An replies that Akito sounds like something she would call a dog. They argue about it until Toto chips in that he likes his new nickname.

- Kohane ends up making matching bracelets for everyone in the squad. An says she’ll wear hers till the day she dies. Toya loves his. Akito softly grumbles out something that vaguely sounds like a compliment and redoubles his efforts to finish her bracelet.

- Akito, unsurprisingly, takes the longest to finish after lots of angry muttering and near cursing. An finds it hilarious that he sucks so bad. Toya believes it’s a testament to how much he cares about making a good final product. Akito eloquently tells them both to shut up. Kohane is very happy with her new bracelet.

- Mizuki is very proud of their contribution to the squad’s bonding activity… They also think Toutou-kun’s new bracelet is mega cute. Toutou-kun eloquently tells them to shut up.

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Farewell, Kakavasha.

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doyou think in another world they'd have liked doing laundry and taxes with each other

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aven probs beat himself up before running into ratio’s arms, tears locked and loaded at the ready 😘✨

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Aventurine: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me, baby.

Dr. Ratio: Of course it’s a fucking gun, for fuck’s sake, please shut up.

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Dr. Ratio: You're really campaigning for the 'Asshole of the Year' title, aren't you?

Aventurine: As the defending champion are you nervous?

#i can hear them #get out of my head doomed yaoi #honkai star rail #hsr dr ratio #hsr aventurine #aventio #ratiorine #raturine