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cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

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Idea: a young man realizes his "imaginary friend" he had through all his childhood was just his future self, appearing to him intangibly as a guide to help him. He didn't realize they were themselves, because she looks quite different in the future.

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born to use switches and knobs arranged in a cockpit, each one offering a tactile sensation as you flick it and the mech you're in lurches into action

forced to use touchscreens at your desk

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Assume you're not actively/consciously making a certain expression or hiding your emotions.

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#ohh nooo... i always have to mimic facial expressions myself #only sometimes do they appear on their own

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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flag id: a flag with 9 stripes, which are black, dark pinkish-purple, turquoise, light green, light yellow, light orange, pink, dark brown, and black. end id.

banner id: a 1600x200 teal banner with the words ‘please read my dni before interacting. those on my / dni may still use my terms, so do not recoin them.’ in large white text in the center. the text takes up two lines, split at the slash. end id.

fimindrodox: being both findrodox and mindrodox; a gender that is simultaneously comfortable with masculinity and masculine associations, yet not a boy or man, and comfortable with femininity and feminine associations, yet not a girl or a woman, and also both a boy and a girl at the same time, yet also neither all at the same time, not in a nonbinary or genderfluid way

[pt: fimindrodox: being both findrodox and mindrodox; a gender that is simultaneously comfortable with masculinity and masculine associations, yet not a boy or man, and comfortable with femininity and feminine associations, yet not a girl or a woman, and also both a boy and a girl at the same time, yet also neither all at the same time, not in a nonbinary or genderfluid way. end pt]

findrodox + mindrodox term for anon!

tags: @radiomogai, @liom-archive, @macchiane, @genderstarbucks, @sugar-and-vice-mogai, @freezingnarc | dni link

#oh... #hm. considering things #interesting

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Sick burn bro

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#id in alt

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

#no id

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best thing ever is talking to your friends about their worldbuilding and characters

#doing this simultaneously with two people right now... #going insane. #worst thing ever is not being able to look at fanart and fanfics of your friends worlds and characters #🌙rambling

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

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#🌙mecore

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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fucked up that you can dry and rehydrate mushrooms. i feel like if you tried to dry out a mushroom it would start speaking to you in a tiny human voice offering you three wishes in exchange for a drink of water, and if you gave it the water it would immediately run away on little feet while laughing impishly. and if you refused it would vanish in a sprinkling of tiny lights and a great disaster would soon befall your house or whatever

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#no id

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#''other than your native language'' you underestimate the non-native english speakers on this webbed site #i can do english and one (1) japanese song. (moonlight densetsu) #only bits and pieces for other songs #oh. two (2) korean. #i think.