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Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

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abba was so odd for writing fernando like there’s no way any of your swedish asses were involved in the mexican revolution so why would it even cross your minds to write a song about it….such a slapper though

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NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

#PREV

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near-life experience

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Sickening

#jesus fucking christ

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I'd rather get mauled by an actual bear right now than see that man bear thing again. please we get it, men are terrible an evil and soso scary shut up now pls thank you

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when tje piece of media got you standing in the middle of yr room reenacting this gif

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please please please remember that no matter what your manager says, it is never that serious. unless you are literally performing surgery or defusing a bomb, it simply is not that serious

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I made this a couple of months ago but. hack your 3ds. do it right now.

#for future reference

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AI Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Imogen (Stellar Firma):

#IMOGEN 💥💥💥💥💥 #she invented a guy to just put them in situations that she couldnt do herself bcs she is . an ai . #she gave this guy to the most horrific man known to anyone and the only help she gave him was . giving him almost the same rights as humans #not according to anyone else but to her yeah #shes an ai who didn't want to work for big evil human corp so she made a guy who could let her not do that #i love her sm #i cannot hear the words ' watch it buster ' without thinking of her #shes soooooo <33333 #man i should relisten to stellar firma i miss her

SPEAKER (SAYER):

From Personality Section of the wiki: "Has never done anything wrong, ever.* SPEAKER is chipper, and has a rather high (dare I say cute) voice. It tends to agree with whatever a person or other AI has to suggest or say, but manages to manipulate said situations in ways it sees fit. The only time we see actual anger is when it disagrees with OCEAN and delivers the iconic line: 'Ah, but I am finished with you. Good day, Subversion 8.01. Listen for the clock.' *Please ignore the Second Cataclysm." Note: The Second Cataclysm was when in triggered an avalanche to kill people to better foster cooperation, thus increasing recruitment.

#1 DAY LEFT VOTE IMOGEN #my propaganda is as follows: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPL

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Please remember that you do not need to have British accents in your fantasy story. It’s absolutely not necessary

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they call me George on account of my W Bush

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fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

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i will start fighting for womens right to slack all day

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Painted with oils inside Romanian caves by artist Tomas Honz