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At the age of 45 Martin had stopped obeying the dictates of the market.

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"Explorer of the sunken cities of the North Pole" ... By Jove, everything was now clear! What would Hugo's life have been like if, instead of listening to his father's advice to pursue a career in finance, he had relied on the "Test to guess your future profession" that he had successfully completed in this September 1983 issue of Scrooge Magazine!

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Can you please consider the fact that I want to continue wearing this suit after the wedding and that there's a good chance I'll quickly gain back the 15 kilos I had to lose for the ceremony?

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Although for him Easter was above all a celebration of the Resurrection of Christ, who died on the cross to atone for our sins, Paul was no less pragmatic: with children, the message would get across better with a chocolate egg!

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New loafers? Ah ah, no, they're a very old pair that must be 20 years old ... But the trick to keeping them looking as good as new is quite simple: all you need is enough pairs of shoes to wear each of them only 3 or 4 times a year!

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I read a survey saying that one man in four is gay ... I hope that among us it's Martin ... He's so cute !

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"You took your nap like a big girl", "You finished your feeding bottle like a big girl" ... Despite her father's benevolent tone, Bernadette had the confused feeling that real big girls 1. didn't take naps any more and 2. didn't drink feeding bottles any more ...

And what if her father's encouragement was really just the application at home of the toxic management manipulation techniques he had learned in his consulting firm?

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... And as we're all here to celebrate the wedding of Timeo Danaos and Dona Ferentes, I'm going to take advantage of the few minutes I've been given as first best man to tell you a series of uninteresting anecdotes and private jokes about the groom's student life. We'll of course be talking about his ex-girlfriends - some of whom are present in the room, and don't worry, I won't fail to make some very pointed allusions - as well as our biggest pranks, the highlight of which was stealing a building block - here present - to use it as a voice-holder in the streets of Nantes at 3am.

Without further ado, let's get cracking:

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Musique!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYRp8oP0yiw

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An alcoholic? Don't make me laugh... I've been drinking morning, noon and night for 20 years, I think I'd have noticed by now!

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In fact, being a stubborn reactionary is a disposition of the mind. Give me a topic, any topic: rap music, clothes pegs or even this box of Chocapic, and in two minutes I could show you that concerning this very topic, things were better before!

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🇫🇷Bonjour à tous,

aujourd'hui, c'est la Saint Valentin ET le Mercredi des Cendres.

Alors, quel sera ton camp?

❤️: Saint Valentin

👍: Mercredi des Cendres

🇬🇧Hello everyone,

Today is Valentine's Day AND Ash Wednesday.

So which side will you be on?

❤️: Valentine's Day

👍: Ash Wednesday

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"And 2 vegan tartiflette / IPA menus for table 55 ... "The life of Emile, owner of a restaurant in a ski resort, was admirably arranged: 9 months waiting feverishly for the arrival of the Parisians, only to be able to copiously complain about their presence for the remaining 3 months!

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Echec.

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OK, so you don't know how to make coffee either?

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It's a bit frightening to realise the extent to which small, insignificant decisions can have a definitive influence on the course of a life.

For example, in 1999, I received a phone call; without really knowing why, I picked up, even though I was already late; it was a recruiter offering me an interesting job. Note that 2 minutes later, I wouldn't have answered. In short, I joined her company, met my wife there, we got married, and as she was from Tarbes, we ended up settling in Bigorre, a land where I had no ties whatsoever. One thing led to another and we built our lives, and here I am, almost 25 years later, at 7.50pm in a supermarket on the edge of Bagneres de Bigorre, looking for something to make a pot au feu because ... my dear ... I really want a pot au feu ... and what woman wants ...

Well, it's staggering to think that if I hadn't answered that phone call, I might have been out looking for stuffed zucchinis in Palavas les Flots or even, who knows, andouillette de Guemene in Pattaya!

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So outdated ...

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