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Choosing to have parents was the best possible choice I could've made.

#this is starfield posting btw. not like. real people fjns z #starfield #mom got me a game for birthday and I'm having fun! the parents are so cute and a little too doting abd proud but like #my parents were... not like that lmao #deffo agree with the 'wide as an ocean shallow as a puddle' comments but it's a cute game! #also loving being able to purposefully refer to me with my correct pronouns and it not being like A Statement #will never be over CP2077 decidibg your pronouns based on your voice #and then having romances that require you to have matching voice and genitalia. like

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Gotta say, The Ssum being good now makes me feel v conflicted.

#The Ssum #it's genuinely v good! mechanics are still money grubby but totally tolerable imho. #The way I'm a week in and June has immediately grown on me. #wish he'd drop the ms.___ business but p sure that's a translation thing? idk! #stories about chronic illness always get me anyway but hoo boise. #I'm deeply hoping they let June have a happy ebding because this HURTS. esp coming from someone with a chronic illness. #also going from 200 days of 'heehee no YOU hang up first~' to like #the genuine guilt and sorrow and fear and uncertainty that cone with chronic illness??? wild #Anyway games good go play it

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#meanwhile i will be on my android all day and pick it up after an hour of being away and it's like (((: I did four updates. restart me pls #like girl #please wait until I'm no longer conscious for this so i can restart you while I'm waking up in the morning.

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"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

#all is as it should be tbh. #oh but this character the party parent this one is this o- no #Tav's dad now #BG3

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The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

#i like that the arm is at an angle as well #like this person has raised their arm to point #like you go WAAAY OVER THAT WAY #BG3

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gave the beast a couple bonito flakes

#lingo said SHRAMP #love that chaotic lil man.

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#verbatim my thoughts are #7 and 7 is 14. add a 1. 15 #4+2 is six (2 and 3 are five. add a 1; six) #add another one its 7 #so 75 #i have to do mental math the way i do it kn paper or I'll simply get confused. #anyway numbers are fucking meaningless in my lil peanut brain idk why

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Help me get catboy surgery please. Click to help donate to my top surgery fund! I’m at square one right now, but I know it will take a while for me to save up this kind of money so any sharing/donating helps. If you want to donate to me directly for surgery funds (or just for fun) my venmo is @oliverandco. Anything helps and is appreciated, even a share! 🏳️‍⚧️💖

#ollie is the fuckin best please help him get top surgery!

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The radfem fandom is dying. Post about your blorbos to make it die faster

#i immediately revert into a hardcore fandom blog only #yell at antis. get into shipping debates. post all the fan art. use the terms 'cringe' and 'all the feels' unironically. #terfs in a 60 mile radius shrivel like raisins and collapse into dust

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Love that the bots have instead moved to keeping their profiles as unfinished as possible while still looking vaguely like a human.

#the bots are so fucking annoyjng #I'm getting 3 a day MINIMUM #sometimes more #i block and report every time and every time another appears in it's place. #🗡️ keep tf out freaks #this is my blog ):< #standing on my porch waving a letter opener like a blade shouting like an old man

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#look man this is my favorite era of tech #just plastic in as many dullish colors as possible and Some Kind of Shape™ #i love the vibes they're so fucking weird

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#Babel #The Color of Magic because I am a simple man who needs whimsy in my life or I'll die. #still need to read the book club book this month but shhhh #That's by RF Kuang.

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YOU TURNED ANOTHER PAGE! You do not know what you are doing to me! Now… STOP TURNING PAGES!

Art by Michael J. Smollin, from the great The Monster at the End of This Book: Starring Lovable, Furry Old Grover (1971).

#one of the few actually good memories i have of my mother is sitting either side of her while she flipped through this book #it always scared me even though i knew how it ended #i think i hated how scared Grover was? #looking at that book now makes me feel weird and complicated but god i love the art.

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A moment of light during the siege

#to the ONE person who followed we recently who was real. #thank u for being a real actual person dkdbejsn

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Weirdly specific clock - Cumbria, England

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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

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married otters<3

#god god god god i feel normal #i love these two sm... #they GOT MARRIED I. AM. NORMAL. #congrats to them!! 😭