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crunchylilcricket · 8 months
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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As much as I love the Stardew Valley spouses it always kinda bugs me that they stay stagnant after you marry them. Like even after having kids and passing a decade in game they look and act the exact same? Anyway what if
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Bachelors and Krobus are here!!! Thanks for your patience ^^
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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Zillow house listings
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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can you imagine being a priest like oh put on this collar to show that you’re god’s special little boy. slut
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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hot girl food pyramid
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:
1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online
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2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links
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3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)
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4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)
In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)
you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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Being nonbinary has become too aestheticized shout out to nonbinary people who are ugly nasty little freaks
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages
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crunchylilcricket · 1 year
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I find it so strange that we seem to all see the same advertisements on here. We all see sword lady, right? That is not how other sites work.
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