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hey guys! I hope ur all doing well 💗💗

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I’m 23 this year how do I slap past me

guys I’m 21 in just over a month and I just realised that if I do end up as a vampire, I will be a scorpio for eternity. no thanks. absolutely not. let me die in peace and reincarnate as a libra or a leo pls

#eternalcullens

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almost fell over in this forest at my uni campus like Bella in new moon

#eternalcullens #why am I like this

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who else did those vampire spells on YouTube back in 2012-2014 because I wanna know who shared my trauma in that

#eternalcullens #I was lowkey convinced they worked when I was 13

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It’s 2023 and I’m still obsessed with twilight, looking through Pinterest boards to find bella swan fits to wear to uni lectures and strongly craving a twilight marathon rn but I have to be awake at 9am and it’s 1:09am rn. Should I have a twilight marathon tmr besties

#eternalcullens

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look at us, doing our degrees, having jobs, twilight fandom all grown up, but one thing remains the same: we all go feral when the full moon turns white that's when I'll come home…

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nah that’s just edward cullen

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Once I had a dream that a vampire bit me and I woke up the next morning with my window wide open and a small mark on my neck. That was three years ago and I haven’t aged since. Currently wondering if I am actually a vampire

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if vampirism was commonly known and accepted in the twiverse Esme would 100% open up a cafe for vampires called “the blood bank” and make all sorts of food and drink concoctions. Imagine Edward going in and being like “hi can I get a blood latte extra blood pls thanks”

#eternalcullens #there would 100% be a deer blend or bear blend and the bear blend would be one dollar extra #sometimes I wonder where these thoughts come from and I’m impressed with myself but also mildly concerned

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If I were a vampire I would eat human food out of spite. Wdym I can’t taste it? I would eat it so many times that I would make myself taste it. Imagine being a vampire and you couldn’t even taste food anymore. Well not me, I’ll make myself taste it.

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still me lying in bed at 3am but because I will be 22 in five days and I’m having an existential crisis

me at 3am just lying in bed and staring at the ceiling for absolutely no reason

#live laugh love #eternalcullens

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this is Edward pulling up to every function knowing he’s fr about to drain the happiness out of everything within a 10 mile radius

the fact that I am 22 soon is so unsettling. what do u mean that I have not been turned into a vampire???? I have not been 17 for more than a while and that is very unfair

#okay but this was one of the most iconic moments in the saga #also this gif is me when I turn 30 thriving as I am hot and 30 forever as a vampire #and also I can be a hot vampire milf which is my number one dream in life

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yk what I want to be 30 for eternity now

the fact that I am 22 soon is so unsettling. what do u mean that I have not been turned into a vampire???? I have not been 17 for more than a while and that is very unfair

#hopefully the universe will bless me with this #pls

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the fact that I am 22 soon is so unsettling. what do u mean that I have not been turned into a vampire???? I have not been 17 for more than a while and that is very unfair

#eternalcullens

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edward in new moon

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

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Pouring one out for our girl Bella Swan, who, at this hour, on this night in 2005 was laying curled up in the fetal position on the forest floor in a catatonic state.

Here's lookin' at you, Bella 🥃

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every now and then this cursed photo I edited at 2am comes up on my phone’s featured photos. very much wondering the mental state I was in when I made this

#eternalcullens #i like to call this ‘aroplane’