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What 🧍

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in other news, happy birthday supernatural

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my beautiful wife ibuprofen

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Bro say what you want about Hannibal Lecter but he would 100% do my top surgery in his basement for free and that right there is true solidarity

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freddie lounds: (calls will graham a psychopath and an insane murderous freak who ran away to europe with his gay cannibal lover)

will graham: why did you call me gay on the internet freddie

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Friendly reminder that it was canon confirmed hannigram kissed all the way down to the ocean.

#THEY KISSES ALL THE WAY DOWN

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And while you devour my heart,

I am on my knees in front of you.

Looking up to you and praying for your love.

excerpt from this poem

(process available on instagram)

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if i found out i was an android copy and that my original self was dead i wouldnt care. some people would be bothered by this, but i wouldnt btw

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I'm a firm believer that Aziracrow will make up, HOWEVER I think Aziraphale will NEVER hear the end of it.

*500 years later: Aziraphale doing something accidentally* "Oops, sorry"

*Crowley, mockingly* "I fOrGiVe yOu"

*Sigh* "Crowley, I said I was sorry! Will you let it go, please?"

*Crowley, dramatically falling back on his chair, still doing the mocking voice* "cOmE wItH mE tO hEaVeN"

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Good omens x kunizai au for crazy people (me)

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(Reposted from my twitter)

Hannibal's hard work = delivering a bucket 🪣

Based on this:

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"Passing curiosity", a Good Omens very silly comic.

I regret nothing.

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Ok sorry but why is no one talking about Aziraphale’s most bad ass scene in the entire fucking show? Like yes I know it was hot when he corrected his name when Furfur was butchering it and yes it’s amazing, but how are we all sleeping on the utter majesty of

My brothers and sister in Christ. The growl. The stance. Did he swap again with Crowley? No, that is pure, raw bastard angel, serving up fresh cunt. If he had been holding his flaming sword in this scene, I would be posting this from the grave. Crowley would have instantly jizzed his pants and fell to the floor useless if he had seen this. This bitch ain’t soft, he’s rock hard and ready to FUCK. YOU. UP.

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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

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happy 8th anniversary the wrath of the lamb i will love you always

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I don’t think we talk enough about how the head demons used to be Crowley’s friend group up in Heaven. I really desperately want to know more about “Lucifer and the guys.” I want to know about him piggybacking around with Furfur and how he and Beelzebub used to tell scary stories to cherubs.

I want to know what happened after The Fall. Did they drift apart slowly? Did it start before that? Did it happen all at once? Did he tell them he never wanted this? When did the people he once thought to be his friends start dragging him down to Hell for punishment? When did Lucifer begin to terrify him? When did Beelzebub? Were Hastur and Ligur a part of that group? When did they decide he wasn’t worth trusting? When did he start to dread the next time they would meet? Did the loneliness set in gradually or did he realize with a start that he was all alone?

The more I think about the differences between the Crowley that we know and the Angel we met in the season 2 opener, the more tragic it becomes. They used to be his friends.

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i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide