Yi yi did to me what everything everywhere at once promised it’d do to me
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abercrombie and fitch quarterly by bruce weber, 2000.
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james galanos in the dress: 100 ideas that changed fashion forever - marnie fogg (2014)
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Cat in greenery - Evy Láás
Swedish, 1923-1999
Oil on canvas on carboard , 23 x 33 cm.
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I can easily perform my duties as the Supreme pontiff of the Roman catholic church
I can safely perform my duties as the Supreme pontiff of the Roman catholic church
My papal encyclicals are important
The Roman curia is helpful to me and respects my authority
The Holy See has a good relationship with the government of Italy and the Italian catholic dioceses
Cardinals are nice to me
Swiss guardsmen are nice to me
I look cute in a mitre
I am capable and worthy to occupy the seat of St. Peter
I can quickly and easily identify conspiracies to undermine my authority
Conspiracies against me fail quickly and easily
I am loved and respected by the catholic laity and clergy
I am beloved by nuns
I am not afraid to enter and occupy my small bulletproof glass chamber during the papal motorcade
Occupying a small chamber made of bulletproof glass is not scary
My papal motorcade is easy and being enclosed in the bulletproof pope cage does not make me upset or scared
I enjoy my motorcade and do not have a panic attack because of being enclosed in a pope-sized chamber
The popemobile is safe for me
The popemobile cannot hurt me
Celibacy is OK
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octopus 2022 wrapped
this year you disguised yourself as:
coral 10023 times
ocean floor 8064 times
coconut shell 244 times
various fish 196 times
scuba divers long lost wife 12 times
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fit goes hard
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I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?
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top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake
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Plot twist: my fetish is being told to smile
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havent sung this tune in a while but i visited my bfs white family for the eclipse and man white people love talking politics... they love waxing poetic about the racial experience like it is insane this shit is a past time to them. its almost like the more they talk about it to more detached it feels like they are to the poc experience... its all just book clubs and dinner table talk and reading lists,,, its polite society. its how you signal your learnedness. have u read this article that article this book watched this lecture oh i cant imagine how that was... all just for fun. crazy
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