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decided to have a lil fun and add another, humanity's strongest soldier.

same reference used

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C'mon Hilda it's for the future of humanity

#guess who’s got a new fandom!

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❁ The Addams Family ❁ | 2.11 - "Feud in the Addams Family"

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Centuripe, province in Enna, Sicily, Italy

#yo mama #sleeping

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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

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The alien ambassador looked at the strange creatures before him. No two looked alike. Some were tall, terrifyingly so, while others were absolutely tiny. Many were covered in fur, though a few were completely hairless. And one even appeared to be synthetic. “What do you mean you’re all Human?”

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stop putting boobs on old men

no.

#eggman big naturals

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What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

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as always l The Oatmeal l ⬇txt-edited

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I'm looking back at random things I was taught as a kid by various adults and media and. did nobody bother to factcheck anything? was that just not an option or