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sorry dood is your acc on private or smth i still can’t open the links it just says “there’s nothing here”

hmmm.... the account isnt private... I'm not sure why you cant see? I asked my friends to check out the links and it works for dem! If this helps, my handle is @/dagamingojichan

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Alfred F Jones is pleased with the latest twitter dot com post he is smiling America is proud

THANK YOU AMERICA AAUGHHH *SMASHES TWO BEERS TOGETHER OVER MY HEAD* USA! USA! USA! THIS SPRING BREAK WE SHALL INCREASE GERMANYS LUNG CAPACITY BY 78% THROUGH RIGOROUS TRAINING

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FIXED!!! fuckin... it #failed because twitter changed its url to X remember? mai gaw.... worse case ill start uploading shit to pillowfort but errrghhhh thats such a pain in the ass TT_TT anyways thank you for telling me abt this issue!! ARIGATO FOR ACTUALLY LOOKING AT WHAT I DRAW LOL

why do half your links not work

kms. You for real? okay let me trouble shoot brb

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why do half your links not work

kms. You for real? okay let me trouble shoot brb

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will u guys still love me even when i drop the porn ive been drawing of my gijinka of ol drippy from aqua teen hunger force?

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FUCKING FINALLY.

#-itager #-hetalia #-germany #-italy #-draws #this brush was aids to work with but we pulled thru #ngl kinda unsatisfied but we are progressing #FINALLY I FEED MYSELF #WHAT IVE BEEN DREAMING OF FOR MONTHS NOW AAAUGWHW YESSS

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visibly in pain as i erase italys pubes because i know he uses lazers like dennis reynolds and keeps it like a turtle shell down there.... no gorilla masks i suppose 🙄

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You're so fucking based this is awesome

thank you eeheeehee *blushes* its because i have the autistic rage and virginity of an incel with the mental fortitude and obsession of a fudanshi

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^^ to vers where prussia has no undies and u see a centimeter of his pubes lol

me when i made this for da gaming oji chan and then realized theres no yaoi penis action at all.... im sorry guys shit like this is what gets me all riled up n crazy

anyways ROMAPRU GRENADE 😍 i believe that actually romano "breaks up" with prussia all the time (like when he found out prussia didn't know youre supposed to wash your whole body when you shower) but really when hes like "THATS FUCKING IT WERE OVER" during the solid 2 days theyre apart if anybody hits on prussia then romano tears their eyes out and uses their spine as a toilet scrubber (thankfully prussia is too busy sobbing his eyes out and clawing at the walls to get on tinder.... lets just say half the german population would be wiped out if he did that after one of their "break ups"). Romapru life is crazy okay romano always has crazy bitch syndrome but it works out because well. Its like they never actually break up since prussia gets physically ill (kidney failure) from how sad he is and romano will decapitate anyone tryna get at prussia while theyre apart for 2 days as opposed to france and england who actually divorce for real only to inevitably bootydial eachother leading to a domino effect that ends with some crazy yaoi freak shit at whatever historical landmark they havent desecrated yet and being married again by next month

#-hetalia #-yaoi #-draws #-romapru #-prussia #-romano

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guys i know u love ameripan yaoi but pleaseee pleasee pleaselpslepakowkspen IM THE ITAGER GUY TALK TO ME ABOUT ITAGER SEX. BEGGING AND CRYING AND TEARING MY HAIR OUT OHHH I DREW THEM RECENTLY (will post later on main) AND I FEEL LIKE I GOT A WHIFF OF COCAINE AFTER MONTHS CLEAN (bc of school ruining my life). I NEED THEM TO MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW I NEED THEM TO DO LEWD THINGS LIKE LIKE HUGGING AND KISSING AND KISSING WHILE HUGGING AND AND AAUGWHSJIE MAYBE--- NO. **becomes devil emoji** DEFINATELY. WITH TONGUE!!!!!!! AAAAUAGUAHAIAGAUZGA KISSING WITH TONGUE.... THATS SO FREAKIN HOT LOIS!!!!!!!!!!! UAHAJAJNANS KICKING MY FEET RN SQUEE SQUEEEEEEEE SO EMBARAPPLE TALKIN ABOUT THAT ONLINE..... BUT IT IS SO HOT RIGHT GUYS?!?!?!?!? PLEASE.............. GET IN ON THIS SHIT WIF ME PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE MY LOYAL INBOXERS PLEASE

#sorry my favorite part of lewd activities is the hugging and kissing unironically #im not joking when i say its so embarapple to imagine it wif tongue.... i feel like a beast for suggesting it ngl #BECAUSE KISSING WITH TONGUE IS MORE CRAZY THAN HEAD OKAY #ITS A TONGUE TOUCHING ANOTHER TONGUE!!!! THAT IS FUCKING INSANE...... THAT IS SO--- WAH!!! WHAT THE!?!?

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aight we know about trans ita on ger but how about ita on trans ger

i dont think their relationship dynamic would change much like...... okay well i think germany would feel self concious and dysphoric about being transgender and maybe because of that would subtop italy because italy obviously doesnt want to make his boyfriend uncomfortable and like germany seems like the type where hed just feel more comfortable like that. I think italy is a seme because he was born one not because he gets dysphoric at all from uke-ing. hes the kind of guy who honestly forgets its a thing like being trans doesnt necessarily feel like its apart of his identity its just like oh yah i got a beautiful pornstar pussy lawl! he doesnt have strong feelings one way or another abt the lable bro just doesnt care hes just a guy if hes asked what his gender is. italy has only ever felt dysphoria when he realized he would never be able to creampie germany with his tdick and then stopped once he found out about those dildos that shoot out fake cum. germany is the type who would care though like hed feel dysphoria i think. it wouldnt be something that like has him staying up at night or anything but it is something that would make him feel more touchy with "girly"/"girl-like"/feminine/"submissive" things yknow? like italy probably wouldnt call germany cute because germany would tell him it makes him uncomfortable in the dysphoria way n italy would powerbottom for him cuz germany would be like gh............ i know its not like that anymore with gender n sex but yknow... YKNOW.... (societal norms still claw at the back of his soft little skull). Idk though. thats just how i think germany would experience life if he was born with a vagina ^_^ eventually i think his dysphoria would fade out and be overcome by the growing wisdom one gets as they age which is the art of not giving a fuck about shit that doesnt matter. When he doesnt care then there would literally be no difference between ita x trans ger and trans ita x ger and basically all alternate universe itager lol. since itager always will eventually end up with making eachother the best and happiest versions of themselves, it just takes different amounts of time with different paths to run. and germany is immortal so hed definately get there sometime before the earth explodss >u<

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u said ask for femdom requests and god id really like to but the truth is i love my women pathetic so i cant give u a specific character. could u do like a femdom in latex maybe…or like. a rigger

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IM SORRY IM ONLY REPLYING LIKE OVER HALF A YEAR LATER.... I drew the second sketch immediately but even then thought it looked like shit so i started the lineart for the first one and.. well abandoned it lol. Finally touched it up today tho just for u ^_^ I WILL MAKE U ALL LOVE RAN X KOUICHIROU!!!!!

#-draws #-straight yaoi #-rankou #-ran ryuuzaki #-kouichirou ryuuzaki #-yandere kanojo #-ask #-request #sorry the rigger is literally just the ribbon around his wrists #i didnt know what else to do i need specific instructions im... a vanilla guy... #vanilla guy whos embarassed abt anything slightly more than mormon shit...

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Alfred F Jones is crying himself that you haven’t drawn Italy riding Germany’s face he is sobbing America is crying

bitch im crying too okay AAUGWHSJIEUE WHY HAVENT I DRAWN IT YET. ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE. IM NGL. IM NOT A SEX GUY OKAY I LIKE KISSING AND HUGGING AND MISSIONARY BUT ONLY IF THEY SAY I LOVE YOU DURING IT. BUT OHHH MY GOD ITALY RIDING GERMANYS FACE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAW.... HAWT!!!!!! *SLAPS FACE* GYAHHHH!!!!!! ITS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS IM SO VERY TOTALLY INTO. I WANT ITALY TO FUCKING SUFFOCATE HIM DEATH LIKE KILL THE BITCH FOR REAL THIS TIME. I WANT GERMANY TO STRAIGHT UP ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LACK OF AIR AND TO KEEP TRYING HIS BEST TO USE HIS MOUTH EVEN THO ITALY IS GRINDING DOWN ON HIM AND DOING 90% OF THE WORLD BC GERMANYS TONGUE GAME IS SO BAD. shy** sex. fluids. TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE GODDAMN SAHARA DESERT. ITS SO GOOD BECAUSE I THINK ITALY GRABS GERMANYS HEAD AND USES IT LIKE A STICK SHIFT WHEN HE GIVES HEAD IN THE BLOWJOB POSITION. BUT ITALY RIDING GERMANYS FACE IS EVEN BETTER BECAUSE ITALY HAS WEAK AS FUCK ARMS AND WHEN HE RIDES HIS FACE HE CAN GO FULLY AS HARD AS HE WANTS TO ON HIM AND SUFFOCATE HIM AND GET HIS ENTIRE FACE ALL MESSED UP. it does have cons where he cant pull his hair to admire his own work but yknow he still gets to enjoy the fruit of his labor when he finally gets off him and sees germany withered like a mummy and gasping for dear air. germany is also the type to so very totally cream from giving head oughhggwgs OHHHVMY GODDDD 😍😍😍😍 AUAGuhw IM RUNNING IN CIRCLES N SHIT OHHH MY GOD YES!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!! ITALY OVERSTIMS HIM FROM RIDING HIS FACE SO HARD AND ITS EVEN BETTER BC EACH TIME GERMANY FINISHES HIS MOUTH SUCKS IN HARDER AAAAUUAAUAUUAAUUAUAUAGAUFWUSAAUAGWUZHS AMEN BROTHER... IM SHEDDING A SINGLE TEAR RN... AMEN!!!!!! ILL DRINK TO THAT!!!!!!!!

sorry i got a little carried away there. I just really. Really. Like italy riding germanys face. i dont even like head that much tbh but itager sex hits different for me u guys kno that

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Your monthly sex question time, open up!! （＾∇＾）

Okay so we know Ameripan Sex is absolute ASS. Do you think America buys those sex coupon books for them to try? Got that Spencer’s membership just for the stuff at the back. He bringing home flavored lube and throat numbing spray. How does Japan feel, is he ashamed, embarrassed, doubting his choices? Yes he is a freak as previously stated in the last ask but does he want to be the freaked on one in this relationship anymore after this? Is he already calling up a divorce lawyer and making a Tinder profile

IM SORRY IM SO LATE IVE BEEN FIGHTING IN WAR. anyways okay okay im ngl idk what sex coupon books are 😄 but im assuming its like newspaper clippings you get for grocery store coupons except for like sex shops (praying im right). i think actually america isnt the type who saves money bc hes a stupid bitch and just buys shit #capitalism. but japan has that asian greed (i know all abt it) and through their relationship america learns to start being frugal even tho he doesnt have to be bc his boss lets him buy whatever. i think at this point he would get coupons but tbh america would buy shit from spencers once and bring it home and that would be japans last straw if he hasnt already shown america his extensive collection of diff vibrators, lubes, dildos, you name it he has it. and hed go DONT BUY THIS ROOKIE COLLEGE FRESHMAN SHIT EVER AGAIN. I HAVE STRAWBERRY LUBE FLAVORED BY THE RARE ICHISHIRO BERRY VARIETY GROWN ONLY ON THE SHAOQING PEAK BUTTERFLY COVES. japan wouldnt break up with him for his terrible rookie choices because well... his asshole already knows what a fucking newbie america is (jesus fucking komaeda). but i think if anything this would be a blessing in disguise because japan would go **eyes turn red** oh ho ho. america. so. You want to start using toys in bed? Well. I have already shown you my shame and as you can tell im quite knowledgeable in this area. so. **grips his shoulders until they bleed** How about i take the lead since i have more experience. and america is blissfully unaware and like heh sure japan!!!! and thinks japan is gunna probably be super gentle and reluctant and like if anything is gunna be showing america how to use his dastardly items so they can be used on JAPAN. but then cut to america and hes going "how in gods name did i end up here" when hes suspended 5 feet in the air burrikake style with cat ears on that move according to his brainwaves and 18 vibrators taped on his specific sensitive spots with honestly just impressive accuracy while japan is like "okay and now this is how to PROPERLY enjoy the trolls 3 theme limited edition buttplug-" (tldr: JAPAN IS A FREAK IN THE SHEETS!!!!! and honestly this leads to his dreams finally coming true lol)

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hello everyone... im sorry i havent posted hetalia gay sex in forevar. anyways. i have a romapru drawing thats like... to be eich they arent even fucking in the drawing lol like theyre abt to but arent yet rodf. im coloring that bad boy up tho so be prepared

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Another wunderbar old drawing from audreyhunniepop <3 This one is based off a fanfic he requested I write for him. Currently in the middle of writing one that's at almost 10k words now for him..... will I ever poast??? ............... maybe. Ask me about it and perhaps me and him will discuss. Eehehehe!

#-draws #-straight yaoi #-cracker chan #-kuchinawa #-audreyhunniepop art #-oc

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you guys were for real about piss?

#it wasnt for the meme?