dan-crimes
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Danny / Dipshit || 22 || he / him || Requests are always open I'll probably just draw my own shit tho
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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"yeowch augh taking damage ough eurgh"
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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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Sorry Mukbangers but I do not enjoy the sound of eating I'M SORRY I TRY SO HARD AND GOT SO FARRR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRR ER ER ER ER ER
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I’ve randomly been in a writing mood lately and I write two fanfics just because
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Smiling Friends is really fun and easy to write for
#sometimes I just forget to reblog things but I figured I should reblog this LMAO#friend make fics c:#good fics epic 👍
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i think you might be unwell
ur saying this as if im unaware.. heh, Grins like jonker
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I'm making a diet that maximizes the amount of microplastics that I consume, for breakfast I'm going to eat transparent pens, for lunch I'm going have a packet of gum and I'll eat ramen for dinner
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thinking about it .i think alot of people Like the Idea of getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant but not actually wanting to raise children. idk its really funny does anyone get me
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