trans phoenix is a headcanon i can take or leave at the end of the day. but whats important to me is that in a world where phoenix is trans i need edgeworth to have no idea. phoenix Thinks edgeworth knows because they went to elementary school together and phoenix was a girl back then. but edgeworth just assumed he was misremembering because he has approximately 5 total childhood memories that are each around 20-40% accurate and has always been too embarrassed to bring the misconception up since it's not particularly relevant.
apparently people are losing their minds on twitter because there's a rumor about the switch 2 having the horse power of the ps4. throwing a fit over the specs of a handheld that, and I cannot stress this enough, doesn't exist.
so ! with that in mind
never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a playstation fan how their fav's sales compare to luigi's mansion 3 for the nintendo switch
but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet
and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand
and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time
and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural
and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you
I returned to being fixated on Ace Attorney. And since I’ve already done something along these lines, and also since objection.lol is a thing; I decided to do some magic and create this monstruosity.
"is it Really worth buying a switch when you can just get a steam deck and pirate all of nintendo's games"
I'm gonna be honest, the steam deck could suck me off and I still wouldn't pay that
"would you rather get a pricey christmas gift you have to save up for or drop the cash for a desktop computer to watch mario odyssey drop more frames than an amateur juggler in a photo gallery"
apparently people are losing their minds on twitter because there's a rumor about the switch 2 having the horse power of the ps4. throwing a fit over the specs of a handheld that, and I cannot stress this enough, doesn't exist.
so ! with that in mind
never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a playstation fan how their fav's sales compare to luigi's mansion 3 for the nintendo switch
apparently people are losing their minds on twitter because there's a rumor about the switch 2 having the horse power of the ps4. throwing a fit over the specs of a handheld that, and I cannot stress this enough, doesn't exist.
so ! with that in mind
never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a playstation fan how their fav's sales compare to luigi's mansion 3 for the nintendo switch