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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.

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No gavones at Friends and Family!

Natalie Berzatto and Neil Fak. ↳ THE BEAR - 2.08.

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can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

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Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

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happy earth day! some gouache paintings I made inspired by this beautiful, lovely & blooming world!

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finding these while high will ruin your life in the best way

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

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none of y'all bitches will ever know what artists and celebrities I don't like because I'm actually normal 😘

wish I could use social media to keep up with the news and my interests but all I see are self-righteous jerk off sessions about how much people don't like Taylor Swift like wow how bored do you have to be to talk about something you don't even like

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wish I could use social media to keep up with the news and my interests but all I see are self-righteous jerk off sessions about how much people don't like Taylor Swift like wow how bored do you have to be to talk about something you don't even like

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not to give a man credit but shout out to killatrav for pursuing his celeb crush who turned out to be an unhinged mess at the time and sticking around anyway to be her hype man

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forgive me for being this dark. but all these people saying Taylor Swift is too perfect and too privileged to suffer would have pitied her and championed her as an underdog if she had successfully killed herself like she said she wanted to over and over on TTPD.

Movies would have been made about the last few years leading up to her death, they’d make theories about whose fault it REALLY is, they’d shame and scold each other for how they treated her, comparing her to Marilyn Monroe and Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse. And she would be dead just the same. And they would learn nothing.

They’re playing Drown The Witch. If she lives, her life isn’t that bad. If she dies, oh my god, she was suffering, we should’ve known.