day-dreamemer

[day-dreamemer]

💙Chaz Thurman NSFW alphabet💙

Ah yeah back on my bullshit let's go. I'm writing this under the impression that his partner/the reader actually means something to him lmao

[Warning: NSFW obviously, but I kinda go in detail at some parts]

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

After sex it's just a matter of time before he's knocked out. He'll pull you closer to him and cuddle, but really that's it on his part

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

This is gonna be a shock to most of you, but his favorite part of himself is his dick. I'd think his favorite part of his partner would be their body, no matter the shape or size

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

I see him as a greedy lover (of course he is) so he's pretty much chasing his own climax. He'll cum anywhere on or inside you if that's what you're into, but he's honestly aiming to cover you in it

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Not so much a secret, because everyone and their brother knows Chaz is a manwhore, but he just doesn't really want to bring up past relationships with you. He'll openly brag about his sex life to pretty much anyone that isn't his partner

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Too experienced, who hasn't he slept with? If he's banging "half the people he's in a room with" then it's safe to say he knows what he's doing, now whether or not he's good is up for debate

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Literally anything, he'll do whatever you're up for. His default is taking his partner from behind, mostly so he doesn't have to deal with the closeness of his partner looking at him (he's embarrassed, leave him alone)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's fucking silly. If he's trying to sing to you to get you into bed with him, I mean it might be good, but are you really gonna take it seriously? I don't think Chaz would realize how goofy it is though, he's deadass trying to be seductive...just go with it, it makes him happy

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Chaz takes pride in his appearance. Looking at him, he doesn't have any body hair..because he's a shark duh

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Getting him to feel feelings that aren't purely sexual is no easy feat. I think he plays up the romantic aspect because it's what gets people to sleep with him. Maybe occasionally you can get him to take it slow, with soft kisses instead of heavy make-outs, and gentle touches that don't leave bruises in the morning

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He masturbates often, or at least when he can't find someone to have sex with. No doubt that he takes pictures of you two fucking and then gets off to it later

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Goes without saying that he's down for anything, but I think with him being in the mafia, he would like roleplaying that sort of thing with you. Ropes, handcuffs, knives- used on his partner or him. It gives him power he doesn't actually receive in the mafia, or he gets off on giving the control to you

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

In the backseat of his car, or in your shared apartment. But honestly he could fuck anywhere

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly he's just horny like 24/7 nothing really provokes him, that's just how the man is (relatable). Though if your goal is to intentionally turn him on, sitting in his lap, whispering in his ear, kissing his neck- all of these are good ways of getting him hard, and he'll 100% return the favor

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I really can't think of what this horny bastard might not like. Unless it's really gross: use your imagination for what that might be

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Since Chaz mostly focuses on his pleasure, he'd have a preference for receiving, but if you're topping this man then please do not hold back. You know that one scene of him in the episode? Yeah go ahead and shove your cock down his throat, this slut can take it

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Chaz is used to rough, mind breaking, fast sex. It's just what he enjoys most.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Most of the time, sex with him is just a quickie. Since he's down to fuck practically everyday, it can't be passionate or kinky every single time.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Considering he thought fucking around with the mafia boss's son was a good idea, yeah he's known to take risks. Trying to stay unnoticed while fucking you in a public area is super fun to him

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's got the stamina to fuck multiple times a day, but he's gonna need a shit ton of time between rounds 'cause the man is gonna be drained after lol

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Hell yeah..well he only owns a couple, he's kinda too broke. If you're buying em though, he'll for sure use em. They mainly get used on himself, I mean "why fuck a toy when my dick is huge enough" Right? Anyway, spoil him with a strap on bigger than him, I think Chaz deserves to be fucked senseless into the mattress

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Chaz doesn't really see the point in teasing if you two aren't role-playing. He just wants to get straight to it. I mean..teasing the hell out of him until he's a whining, begging mess would be super cool though

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Apparently loud enough he can be heard from another room. I'd think if he's the top then it's just grunts and dirty talk from him, but when subbing all he can get out are higher pitched moans

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Doting on him during sex is actually a quick way to his heart. Sitting on his lap while teasingly stroking his cock and showering him in compliments, might make Chaz feel more things than he'd like to admit

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

I hope his word is to be believed. I really do hope his dick is huge

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is too high (relatable)

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Kinda depends on when he has sex. If it's at night, then yeah I'd give him like a minute before he's out cold. During the day, he's gonna be worn out but not enough to fall asleep

#helluva boss #helluva boss chaz #tw nswf

[day-dreamemer]

Helluva Boss- The robotic Fizzarolli

“Hey hey hey hey hey, implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Mammon's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land (spelled with 'O's, to avoid lawsuits!) Hit it!

♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫

♫ Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band ♫

♫ Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man ♫

♫ Loves Loo Loo Land! ♫

♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫

♫ Everything is beautiful in Loo Loo Land ♫

♫ Ugly children holdin' hands ♫

♫ In Loo Loo Land! ♫

♫ Everybody's friendly, and nobody is mean ♫

♫ No copyright infringement's ever seen ♫

♫ I have a dream (he has a dream) ♫

♫ I'm here to tell (he's here to tell} ♫

♫ About a magical fantastic place called Loo Loo Land! ♫

Hope you guys like it and have a Faztastic day! ^^

[day-dreamemer]

Blitzo vs Robo Fizz

[day-dreamemer]

Not me over-analyzing the little spat Robo Fizz and Blitzo had before the former experienced a mental breakdown whilst attacking Blitzo, which eventually led to Robo Fizz essentially getting vored by a giant dragon

Okay, so during their little argument Robo Fizz is being a complete douche to Blitzo about him not being cut out for entertainment, which ( understandably ) pissed Blitzo off

Blitzo fired back that despite him not being able to hold down his job at Loo Loo Land, he made more money than Robo Fizz ever will, whilst in the same token calling him a “ cheap-ass robo-ripoff “

This obviously pissed Robo Fizz off to the degree that his ENTIRE demeanor changes; Robo Fizz notes that he “ isn’t real “, but at least people love him ( while also implying that nobody loves Blitzo )

Of course, this led up to their little brawl

~~ PERSONAL HEADCANON INCOMING!!! ~~

Now, what I’M personally headcanoning ( at least until we get more of his and Blitzo’s history ) is that Robo Fizz acknowledges that yes, he IS in fact a robotic clone. Yet, his “ real or not, though “ statement makes me wonder; has he been repetitively told that he was JUST a robotic clone and nothing more?

I mean, he’s very obviously not taken well care of; his constant sparking and glitchy voice is a dead giveaway

Not to mention that there’s literally a sign that calls him the “ robotic property of Mammon “

I think that Robo Fizz internally feels that he’s not really worth much, and that the only real reason as to why kids watch his shows ( and why adults rent him out for sex ) is because of Fizzarolli’s fame and popularity, NOT because of Robo Fizz himself

He’s literally viewed as an object and a walking sex toy, and he very well knows that DESPITE being a pretty big hit at Loo Loo Land, Mammon could easily replace him with a different Robotic Fizzarolli and others would be none the wiser

I also ( personally ) feel that Robo Fizz may be hypersexual, at least judging by Blitzo’s comment that he’s a “ slutty toy clown “

Robo Fizz may also feel that, since people want to fuck him and/or be fucked by him, THAT means that he’s “ loved “

Think about it; the only likely affection he gets ( if you could even call it that ) is because of his sexual ability, not because of himself, which is incredibly fucked up and sad

I mean, how would you feel if you knew you could very simply be discarded and replaced by someone who looks exactly like you ( because in the show a billboard states that you can buy your own Robotic Fizzarolli; they’re likely mass produced ), that you’re only worth your ability to please others, and that nobody cares about you and what you feel/think as long as you’re making them money

I also highly doubt that Robo Fizz gets to pick or choose who his clients are; that’s all in Mammon’s hands, and I assume the Sin could really care less about what he wants ( since Mammon literally views him as property )

So, whatever the client wants or who the client is doesn’t come to Mammon’s mind; the money that he receives is all that matters

#robo fizz helluva boss #helluva boss character analyzation #helluva boss headcanon #I feel really sad now #I mean YEAH I’ve kind of developed my own backstory for Robo Fizz in my AU ( so that’s where a little bit of the ‘ not-proven in the show ‘ #headcanons come from ) but still. my boy deserves so much better #( even though he’s clearly a massive dickhead who likes hurting others but he’s cute so he gets a pass ) #oh yeah I’m banking that Mammon is a massive dickhead too ( very likely worse than Robo Fizz is ) so there’s that

[day-dreamemer]

Random screenshot assortment of posters and other background things from episode 2 that I took a while back. Just a whole lotta Fizz.

I’m still curious what the jolly hour poster actually says, the text is too small to read but the fact that it takes place after 7PM makes me wonder if it’s that kind of show.

[day-dreamemer]

Fizzarolli Personal Companion Headcanons

I end up with a lot of headcanons about Fizzarolli Personal Companions because, well, Fizz owns my soul right now. Which I suppose by proxy means Mammon owns it. Technicalities. Have some headcanons!

Fizzarolli Personal Companions can develop variations on the base personality depending on their life experiences. I see them as sentient and therefore not immune to growth or psychological damage.

There are probably cheaper, mass produced versions and some higher quality custom order models. This might effect their level of sentience.

There’s just a whole catalogue of features and specialty kink programming.

Self lubing. Why would you not have your sexbot be self-lubing? It just saves time. Makes me wonder what kind of sound they’d make when lube cartridges are low. Or if they’d just tap you on the shoulder and be like “hey, babe, lube’s gettin low.”

I imagine other than the arms and legs, Personal Companion Fizzes have synthetic skin cause it’s just nicer than full on metal robot for what they’re built for. So they might have less noodly capabilities in the spine cause there’s only so far you can stretch synthetic skin.

There has to be a community of Personal Companion owners online who talk to each other. “Do not spoil your Personal Companion. There is no going back! Learn from my mistakes!” “Okay the manual says they’re machine washable but for the love of Satan don’t leave the lube cartridges in when they go through the wash! There should be a warning for that in here!” “This is a callout for FizzFucker252! Do not engage in Fizz Swapping with this user! He hacks your Fizz and has it rob you blind!” “20 cutest sleeping Fizz photos that will melt your heart”

They can and do sleep, but don’t really need to. More about the appearance of being a living creature and providing the experience of sleeping together for the owner.

They’re a learning AI and collect data about their owners as they alter their personalities and behaviors to better please them. (fine print: mammon may sell user data to third parties)

Some people treat them as objects, some people treat them as pets, and some people treat them more like real people. But by law they’re objects and property. It’s likely that treating them like a real person is rarer and probably opens the debate on that person’s sanity especially if they start dating their sexbot. *coughs*

There’s probably more I’m forgetting but there you go. I think way too much about how these things function in the world. Please give me more lore to work with Vivzie or I’ll just keep making my own.

[day-dreamemer]

No but seriously this is so cute! Poor Fizzy ;-;

More of Fizz’s cat AU… Product testing with Robo-Fizz

[day-dreamemer]

Robo Fizz receiving a ruined orgasm?

Robo Fizz receiving a ruined orgasm

He’s done a lot of things, he’s prepared for lots of things as well, this is not one of those things

He’s so confused and frustrated, how the fuck is this an orgasm? He’s still all hot and bothered but he doesn’t have the energy to continue right away, it’s like you’re teasing him!

He whines and squirms under you, he’s sparking pretty badly and his fans are kicked into high gear, desperately trying to prevent him from overheating

This serves as a great punishment, if he’s being rowdy, pull away last second and he whimpers and begs like he’s in heat, he will behave even with the threat of having his orgasm ruined

[day-dreamemer]

CHAOTIC LAUghter

[day-dreamemer]

Imagine if Fizz randomly lost of his ability to control his neck/head. So his head is just perpetually spinning around at like a million miles an hour while screaming that he doesn't need to be looked at by a mechanic.

Employee: "Fizz, come on. You seriously need a mechanic, this is ridiculous."

Fizz, his head spinning completely out of control: "Bitch, fuck off, I'm fiiiiiinnnee!!"

[day-dreamemer]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT EPISODE 2 CONFIRMED HE CAN MAKE DIFFERENT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS!!!

( Yes, I KNOW it somewhat proved it with the scenes above, but hear me out!! )

So I was re-watching Loo Loo Land, right? And I was pause-buffering through Robo Fizz’s scenes ( because, of course, he’s one of my favorite characters )

Then, I pause upon THIS scene:

Closer…

HE’S MAKING A DIFFERENT FACIAL EXPRESSION THAN NORMAL!!!

Not that I’m happy that he gets fucking devoured by a giant-ass dragon-thing, but this scene confirms that he does in fact have the ability to frown, that he wasn’t made to only be able to smile!

I know it seems like Robo Fizz’s expression is fixed into a constant smile, but may I present to you:

He’s very obviously capable of frowning, so I don’t think he was created to only be able to make a certain facial expression ( aka smiling, grinning ).

I personally headcanon that Mammon has instilled into Robo Fizz’s head that he has to smile at all times, y’know, to make him seem friendly and more approachable to children ( not to mention that Mammon probably doesn’t want people to see Robo Fizz as an individual who’s perfectly capable of having his own thoughts and emotions; he’s “ just a robot “, after all ).

#robo fizz helluva boss #helluva boss character analyzation #not to mention who the fuck WOULDNT be scared if a dragon came up out of nowhere #picked you up by your ‘ horns ‘ ( they look more like bunny ears to me ) #then proceeding to toss you into up into the air before swallowing you whole #idk man I feel so fucking bad for him but at least the show confirms that he’s not fixed into a constant smile #he better have fucking survived bro I wanna see more of robo fizz in canon ( THIS SPECIFIC robo fizz #not that it wouldn’t be cool to see different ones but I want THIS one to be back in action )

[day-dreamemer]

Oh yes, speaking of Mammon, he obviously doesn’t take very good care of Robo Fizz ( as if his constant sparking and voice glitches doesn’t give it away ).

I feel Mammon believes that, as long as he’s still capable of raking in money, Robo Fizz isn’t in need of repair anytime soon.

#robo fizz is obviously gonna need an intense repairing session if they’re able to fish him out of that damned dragons stomach #I’m assuming that dragons have very strong stomach acid #( which btw stomach acid can dissolve metal ) #so seeing as robo fizz IS in fact made out of metal.. #I’m just hoping he was somehow able to crawl out himself #or the dragon AT LEAST spits him up somewhere #hopefully he wouldn’t be TOO badly damaged ( which probably wouldn’t be the case ) #either way this mf is gonna survive in my AU too! idc if canon ‘ kills ‘ him off ( it’s kind of debatable as to whether he’s considered #‘ alive ‘ or not. whatever I fucking love this bastard either way ) #helluva boss headcanon #helluva boss character analyzation

[day-dreamemer]

I know it seems like Robo Fizz’s expression is fixed into a constant smile, but may I present to you:

He’s very obviously capable of frowning, so I don’t think he was created to only be able to make a certain facial expression ( aka smiling, grinning ).

I personally headcanon that Mammon has instilled into Robo Fizz’s head that he has to smile at all times, y’know, to make him seem friendly and more approachable to children ( not to mention that Mammon probably doesn’t want people to see Robo Fizz as an individual who’s perfectly capable of having his own thoughts and emotions; he’s “ just a robot “, after all ).

#robo fizz helluva boss #helluva boss character analyzation #helluva boss headcanon

[day-dreamemer]

Welcome to the Mammon’s Circus! 🎪 I present to you my entry for another DTIYS by Quetzal_Stories 😈 It’s been some time since I drew Robo Fizz from Helluva Boss last time~ ⛓👹

[day-dreamemer]

When Striker does the BLEP

Me:

#striker helluva boss #I fucking love how sometimes whilst pronouncing his ‘ L’s ‘ his tongue pops out #it’s cute and anyone who says otherwise can fight me

[day-dreamemer]

As seen in his first appearance, Striker is very charming and cunning. From buttering Blitz and Millie up at the beginning to him flat out stating he’d been “ workshopping “ his pitch to Blitz ( showing that Striker already had a plan to get Blitz to join his side before formally meeting him ), he’s a pretty smart guy.

However, Striker is also extremely arrogant and over-confident, leading him to underestimate Blitz and his intellectual capabilities ( such as how Striker referred to Blitz as a “ rodeo clown of a boss “ to Moxxie and Millie ), not to mention how easily Striker assumed he’d be able to win Blitz over by using some choice words and by taking advantage of Blitz’s obvious lustful feelings towards him.

Striker’s cockiness has caused him to nearly die thrice already: the first due to him thinking he could get away with trying to kill Moxxie, the second due to him not locking the door to the room he was using to try and assassinate Stolas in, and the third due to him gloating about how quickly Blitz and Moxxie lost the upper-hand to him.

My thoughts?:

First of all, I honestly don’t feel like Striker was trying to kill Moxxie in the first place; I think he was just trying to instill fear into him ( not to mention he obviously gets an ego boost from picking on physically weaker demons ). Striker already stated to Moxxie and Millie ( after he tossed them into some sort of cellar ) that he was planning to use them to convince Blitz to join his side, not to mention that he could’ve very easily killed them both after taking them down earlier; so this most likely confirms that Striker was just trying to assert dominance over Moxxie ( don’t take that out of context xD ). He obviously hadn’t planned for Millie to appear and almost slit his neck open, much less for her to stab him in the back multiple times.

For Striker’s second near-death experience, I don’t know what he was thinking. Why the hell wouldn’t you lock the door to the room you’re trying to assassinate somebody in?! Or at the very LEAST barricade it in some way! Striker knew there were people just outside the house, not to mention he also knew that Moxxie and Millie were in the cellar and were likely trying to find a way out ( which they already had ).

I guess he planned to use the door as an escape route, as jumping out of a window after firing a gun with a bunch of people standing outside would’ve probably been a really bad decision, but c’mon! Surely Striker would’ve thought “ Hey, somebody’s likely to barge in here, so I should probably go ahead and lock the door. “ Better safe than sorry, right?

Nope.

Lastly, Striker already saw what Blitz was capable of during the Pain Games. Hell, both of them tied for first place! If Striker firsthand witnessed all the endurance and skill Blitz had, did he really believe that Blitz wouldn’t have tried something while he stood there gloating about how quickly he overtook him and Moxxie? And by this point Blitz and Moxxie definitely had to go ( what-with them finding out about Striker’s true intentions and all ), not to mention that the Harvest Moon Festival was very close to being over, meaning that Stolas would return home soon. Standing there boasting was just wasting more of Striker’s time, time that could’ve been SAVED if he: 1. Didn’t fuck around with Moxxie in the first place and 2. Just locked the door to the damned room!

Don’t get me wrong, Striker is pretty intelligent. But he’s made three almost fatal errors during the same day ( and they all happened within a relatively quick timespan )!

I have a feeling that if he doesn’t humble down a bit, or at the very least be more careful in his next assassination attempt, his arrogance/over-confidence will likely land him into a very bad situation.

#striker helluva boss #helluva boss character analyzation #I hope he doesn’t fucking get himself killed but I feel like with how things are going it may turn out that way #regardless in my AU he’s gonna live whether canon wants him to or not xD #also I feel like Stella told Striker about Blitz and his assassination company #that way Striker would know what he’d be up against in case an altercation somehow happened between them #idk how Striker found out about Millie’s family and how they recently lost a farmhand but maybe he just got lucky? #getting on Millie’s family’s good side in an attempt to charm her into thinking that he was a good guy #to IN TURN use her to manipulate Blitz into joining forces with him for his OWN plans is incredibly crafty and #that just makes Striker even more badass #idk what he’s planning to do but I have a very strong feeling that he wants to create a big name for himself #maybe imps can become overlords?? idk but I’m sure it’s possible. just very unlikely #buuuuuut you never know! :) #yes I have hyperfixated on this character and ik I’m a simp. let me simp in peace damnit! XD

[day-dreamemer]

Was watching episode 5 again, and realised when Striker was greeting everyone, he basically complimenting and buttering them up and such.

He asks if Millie was sick of working for free, Implying 'Free Lance', was free work.

And Millie even tries to correct him but gives up, likely used to not being able to explain such concepts to the 'simple folk' on wrath. Even though as a hitman he would know it doesn't mean that.

A nice little touch to his manipulation. Found it and thought I'd pass it on.