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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

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happy fuck him on the floor friday

#oh I haven’t reblogged this in forever it’s literally fuck him on the floor Friday

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#does knowing all the words to du hast count #I don’t see why it wouldn’t or why I’m asking I guess of course it does it’s a German song

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#hate you

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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. GET CRAZY WITH THE CHEESE WHIZ 🧀🧀🧀🧀‼️‼️🧀‼️🧀‼️🤪🧀🗣️🗣️‼️🧀🤪🧀

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nobody understands the appeal of a flat chested evil goth girl. fucked up

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

#help me Toltec man necklace

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#being misspelled is whatever it happens all the time it’s being called something else that I don’t like #look me in the eye and tell me you think that says candle

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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#yeah I’m Club mee-yet

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“You'll see your problems multiplied

If you continually decide

To faithfully pursue

The policy of truth”

#the song of all time

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“jesus died for you” well i didn’t ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions

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listening to frank zappa is like

best song you’ve ever heard in your life

worst song you’ve ever heard in your life

best worst song you’ve ever heard in your life

???????

ytp audio in 1969

20 min incomprehensible orchestral composition with the most irritating narration of all time

extremely normal 50s pop song

#and sometimes pretty boy terry bozzio is there to fuck shit up on the drums and be pretty #but only sometimes

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fucked up how true crime almost always means rape/killing/kidnapping shit. what i lf i wanted true crime about the #1 best walmart shoplifter.

#well the 1 best Walmart shoplifter wouldn’t be the best Walmart shoplifter if we knew who they were now would they

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.