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dddrako · 4 years

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IT’S JUST JONGDAE

♤ happy belated birthday jongdae!!! ♥♥♥ ♤ dinosaur ♤ chensing machine ♤ dance line ♤ fucking amazing vocals ♤ k i m j o n g d a e ♤ screaming ♤ suggestive dancing ♤ stuntsman ♤ exo highkey would be 1000000000x lamer without this child

♤ actual kid ♤ pretends to not be a kid but is ♤ introduces himself in different dialects ♤ aspires to be good at mandarin so we don’t know he’s korean ♤ blond kim jongdae is a miracle ♤ speaking of miracles him in miracles of december ♤ we are b l ess e d ♤ him bed was so tidy when they showed it on happy camp ♤ like dude nice patterns ♤ putting out his watch like aye i’m cool

♤ his ass ♤ have you seen his ass ♤ he knows he has a hot ass ♤ this section will just be about his ass ♤ like he fucking shows off his ass like no big deal ♤ wondering if yixing and baek like to touch it (his ass) hmmm ♤ maybe his ass inspired the lyrics to touch it after all he helped write it ♤ his ass is just a piece of artwork at this point like don’t you deny it okay ♤ like when he suggestively dances swinging his ass i’m dead okay stop it ♤ legit he knows he has a hot ass and that’s why he shows it off so much cries

♤ the happiest child in exo-m ♤ could make the world a better place with his laugh ♤ also great for gifs like the iconic ‘power mv’ gif ♤ he’s so precious like dude ♤ how could you not love him ♤ likes to thrust his hips a lot ♤ also likes to scream ♤ likes taking away hours from minseok’s sleep ♤ probs why his ass is so nice ♤ but he’s the actual cutest thing ever

♤ first time bleaching his hair ♤ damn it his vocals are so good ♤ esp miracles in december ♤ like have you heard it ♤ i always get emo whenever his voice comes on ♤ like it’s that emotional i love him ♤ he’s just omg ♤ precious vocals ♤ precious boy ♤ dON’T DENY THE FACT HIS VOCALS ARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

♤ talented shorty ♤ literally has amazing vocals ♤ amazing at dancing ♤ dance line ♤ wait no, ♤ hE IS THE FUCKING DANCE LINE ♤ “step aside sehun it’s my time to shine” ♤ “reserved”???? lMAO NOPE ♤ hilarious like ♤ everything he does is funny

♤ occasionally goes insane ♤ you know just occasionally ♤ by that i mean screaming at inappropriate times ♤ also just randomly showing off his ass like we know ♤ not that i’m unappreciative or anything ♤ also jongdae in exo chats is the funniest ♤ he is the funniest ♤ also the cutest ♤ beagle line is cute ♤ jongdae is cute !!

♤ jongdae + baekhyun = save our souls ♤ wHY IS THIS A THING ♤ they scream ♤ so fucking much ♤ how have they not been kicked out of the dorm by now ♤ like um aWAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ♤ sorry but that was completely necessary ♤ how do the main vocalists how run out of voice ♤ like they scream so much ♤ how does ksoo refrain from killing them lmao

♤ so unappreciated ♤ like could you guys just show him some love ♤ he’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen ♤ obviously he deserves way more ♤ also jongdae + chanyeol = smILE WAR ♤ kinda creepy if you think about it ♤ anYWAYS he’s a wonderful child ♤ literally bc exo are actual children ♤ have you seen them fight each other ♤ esp jongdae why is he like this

♤ great in smut ♤ also great in everything else ♤ cl shouldn’t have sang i am the best it should’ve been jongdae ♤ that’s how hot he is ♤ qUEEN ♤ y’all better appreciate him ♤ he’s actually the most adorable child ♤ well i mean like yeah facts ♤ don’t you deny the fact u love him ♤ i know u love him

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