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deanbane · 57 seconds
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can't believe the end of House s8 was just House and Wilson getting married. they deserve it really
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deanbane · 16 minutes
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since House is taller than Wilson, I know for a fact House would secretly come from behind and put his chin on top of Wilson's head and the latter wasn't even bothered by it
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deanbane · 25 minutes
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so. let me get this right. wilson was married. he met someone who "made him feel funny". good funny. so he cheated on his wife. bc another woman made him feel funny? why do i get the impression that he has NO idea what attraction to women feels like and so is obsessively seeking it out whenever he thinks he might have found it
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deanbane · 25 minutes
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The fact that Wilson’s proposal to House didn’t result in House playing into it and kissing him full on the mouth in front of everyone in that restaurant is a hate crime against me specifically
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deanbane · 25 minutes
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his soulmate is house
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deanbane · 26 minutes
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best scenes in house are the ones where they’re trying to ddx but also are trying to invade each others personal boundaries and it’s so entertaining and every few seconds someone’s like “umm we have a patient that is bleeding from every single orifice and they will die in one hour” meanwhile house is like “why won’t wilson fuck me :(“
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deanbane · 27 minutes
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WHY DID THEY PHRASE IT LIKE **THAT**
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deanbane · 40 minutes
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I can't believe in S3 ep15 when Foreman didn't believe that Chase and Cameron were sleeping together, he rather believed that House and Wilson could get together first instead 😭😭😭😭 like wdymmmm
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deanbane · 2 hours
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another insane transition for the hilson nation
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deanbane · 2 hours
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House, to the ducklings and Wilson: listen here, you lil shits
House, to Wilson: but not you Jim.
Wilson:
House:You're a bitch
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deanbane · 3 hours
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remember when house tried to replace wilson
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deanbane · 4 hours
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House: “he’s a self-important jerk!”
Wilson: “seems to be what I’m attracted to”
WHAT!!! “ATTRACTED TO”??!!
THE FUCK
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deanbane · 8 hours
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RIP Dr. Gregory House, you would have thrived in 2020s internet culture. You were already an unhinged memelord before we even had a term for it, and anyone who could make paper printouts go viral would have definitely done numbers online.
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deanbane · 11 hours
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he is so self-loathing // casual, chappell roan
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deanbane · 22 hours
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wilson saying “I need to do this. for you.” is fucking insane actually. in the same episode where house is deciding whether or not he should commit suicide as a result of wilson’s dying. They are each other’s lines between life and death. humans have a biological instinct to preserve their survival at all costs; house has an addiction that governs his life. but they were willing to forgo all of it for one another, because they couldn’t fathom it being any other way. IM SICK
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deanbane · 23 hours
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we all know that on Wilson's last breath, House was seated by his side, holding onto his hand and softly whispered to Wilson; 'I love you'
And then, with a weak smile Wilson with reply with; 'It'll pass'
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deanbane · 1 day
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everybody d/lies.
prints + merch + dm for commission info
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