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the u.s.s. horrible unending nightmare 💥 (once again from the incredible @hehearse)

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she’s serving what you are!

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my fav ai specialist

ID: a digital portait of alana maxwell from the wolf 359 podcast. she is a white woman with blond chin length hair. she is wearing hexagonal glasses and a blue uniform that says si-5 and a logo for goddard futuristics. "happy birthday" is written behind her in binary. end id

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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leave kiriona alone my sad girl did nothing wrong you would be grumpy too if you had to spend 6 months listening to your asshole father make up for 20 years of missed dad jokes… best friends with ianthe... your crush rejected your eternal soul and is now possessed by a teletubby…

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I'm listening to the first two chapters of Gideon for like, the 7th time and the funniest thing is that while Harrow spent the whole night digging in bones, Gideon absolutely expected her to pull some bullshit like that and checked the landing floor three times - once with her boot and twice by sight and also the floodlights. It's just a constant game of cat and mouse between those two.

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The way Gideon and Dulcinea wanted to bounce in and out of the lives of their loved ones and only leave a positive impact without getting too vulnerable and Harrow and Palamedes just wanted them to stay for as long as they could. The way they sacrificed themselves because they didn't want to let them sacrifice anything else. The way they were both raised to think of themselves as bound to the service of mouldering houses that they hated, even both specifically born with the intention that they would die young. The way they both have to keep reminding themselves that the person they love is young and can't handle this shit. I'm either on to something or this is just the fevered ravings of a dying mind. They made a war of their lives.

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I wish I could just airdrop all of the mechanisms lore into my brain bc I feel like I'm missing so much and beyond reading what's on their website idk where to find anything--

#I'm so silly joining a fandom after the band disbands #I've just been thinking about them a lot lately #I just listen to 4 albums and pretend I understand what happens on Tumblr #the mechanisms

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Hear me out, gideon and harrow as chell and glados from portal. Imagine it in your mind gay people

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"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

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⚠️🚨 IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE LOCKED TOMB? ⛔☠️

LMAO: lyctorize me at once

OF: one flesh (one end)

TBH: try being haunted

WTF: weak thanergy, friend

SMH: siphon me harder

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silly goobers just in time for lesbian visibility week! forever grateful to tlt & its fandom for helping me be more comfortable with my own sexuality and gender identity🗡️

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Extra late to the party, but ya girl finally finished Nona!

My notes:

-Cows hate God, justifiably

-this is how meat loves meat

-Prince (gender neutral)

-God hates Melbourne but is also sad it blew up first

-Resurrection beasts have issues

-Noodle is the goodest doggo: “Fight, don’t fight, Noodle!”

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#it's Hera

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CHAPPELL ROAN | makeup by @donni.davy

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Sometimes you just need to sing One-Eyed Jacks in your best Texan accent

#it hits different i swear #I am from Texas and yet my accent is not so it's very funny #the mechanisms #one-eyed jacks #tales to be told vol 1 #jonny d'ville