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youre so real for this

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My cherry? wild

My tallic? Meta.

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ok but why can't that 60 year old man be my ropebunny? Why can't I be his? like bro make it make sense

#james hetfield #metallica #papa het #kirk hammett #lars ulrich #jason newsted #metallica smut

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why both of yo fruity asses standin like that dayum

1975 tour

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This blog is brought to you by an old man lover

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ok so you and James are on a camping trip but you start feeling bad for the prey and he finds it so cute and he starts to align the two together and THEN he shows you how to "hunt" (aka he leaves you for like an hour or two alone so you could get used to it) but instead of you hunting for dinner, he's hunting for YOU. and when he catches you he "teaches" you where you should shoot to minimize the animals suffering, aka running his pistol over your body before making you deep throat the muzzle and fucking you with it. uuuuuhhhhh yeah can someone write this IL PAYY YOU WITH MY SOUL

#predator/prey #james hetfield smut #james hetfield x reader #gun play

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I be bored tho

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

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horny for food but not in a food kink way just gAwD that cake looks good

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I wanna fucking nuke my brain I looked up male hermaphrodite (don't ask questions) and a dude with the reload era orange reddish James mustache came up and I think im about to scream

#james hetfield #sighhhh #don't mind me #continue your doomscrolling fellow tumblrians

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lowkey reminds me of tony iommi in this pic

#the glasses #the suit #the dilfiness #jason newsted #tony iommi

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ok so now I know where he gets it

#SHES...HOT #IM SO SORRY TOMMY #tommy lee

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1000 likes!

and 99.99% of it is old men smut 😅

#1000 likes #tumblr milestone

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i could take him (not in a fight)

#robert plant #led zeppelin #1975 #FUCK HES HOT

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welp guess we gotta add boot worship to his already astronomical kink list

OH LORD I NEED HIM SO BAD I WANT TO BE KIRK ID GENUINELY COMMIT SEVERAL CRIMES JUST TO BE WITH THIS MAN

#papa het #james hetfield #kirk hammett #metallica #james hetfield smut #jaymz

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@nickybloodhead u literally have no idea how cool I felt when I saw that u followed me

#I feel important #i have......PURPOSE?

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I ever so desperately need someone to write a student x teacher fic based on this picture. Idk, maybe student!reader walks into Prof. Hetfield's office for a scheduled tutoring session, and finds him sitting his chair, head back, mouth wide open as he palms himself through his slacks, barely managing to groan out your full name before you clear your throat, snapping him from the fantasy. Or maybe they are his new TA and you're shelving some new books in his office, and he presses himself against your back, hand on your hip to keep you still as he reaches for a book just above your head.

#someone sedate me #james hetfield #metallica #papa het

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DAWG GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM

*pees* OwO im sowwy for this *slips gwass and poo falls out* hehe im swo sowwy i jus hav poo prwoblems!!