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(based on art by DeAgostini/Leemage)

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slowly and subtly doxx yourself with a series of posts like "ahh i love opening my window and smelling the sea," and "i wish the nearest paintball place was closer than 25 miles... :("

#we’ve all done this though #if an AI cared to read the tags of my last 10 years on tumblr #it would spit out my name address and where I lost my virginity #and send it all to my boss #sadly

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i wish incels were right about women only going for greek god level looking males but NO i have to endure the Barry Keoghan thirst posts instead

#oh man yeah Adam Driver! exactly! #love & light to you if you’re into that but I do not understand #it’s probably for the best we all like different looking people #but wow taste is a funny thing

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"Can you fly a TIE fighter?" "I can fly anything."

OSCAR ISAAC as POE DAMERON in Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015)

#poetic cinema #shame this was the last Star Wars film they ever made

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'Toad's Tea - Party' by Beatrix Potter, c. 1905

#girls night

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mood

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why is it not socially acceptable to scream really loud

#I think this is the appeal of driving alone

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David on having pets at home

#I do love her

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#great post congrats everyone

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Suzie Zuzek (artist and textile designer) 1920 - 2011 Meeow, 1970.

#obsessed with this

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guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

#Paddington bear??? did I miss vast layers of subtext in this franchise #also i only made it through 3 episodes of true detective and at that point #Matthew mcconaughhey’s character seemed fucked up but in a way we were supposed to sympathise with #the inclusion of Paddington makes me wonder if op is trolling us #excellent work if so! #I can’t resist engaging with this visual thesis of equivalence between these characters!

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

#this is what trying to do anything at work is like but in the real world #the thing you want to achieve is simple but then Other People #no don’t @ me with ‘but the laws of physics Deputy!’ #nobody was coming to OP with a can-do problem-solving attitude! #that’s my professional USP by the way #I know defeat every day but i hide it behind ‘so why don’t we do X instead’ and I’m still employed #so it can get you quite a long way

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Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

#if you can’t choose with your pussy on tumblr dot com where can you

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Nora England - The 'Country Lassie' by Robert Burns (1923)

#country flappers rocking it rural style

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You know what you REALLY can’t kill in a way that matters? Mint.

#I’ve killed mint stone dead. not on purpose #twice