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did this last night

#God

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

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Centuripe, province in Enna, Sicily, Italy

#That one junji ito story

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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

#That movie fucks tbh #other

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girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

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im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality

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I am SO glad the Goncharov meme happened before image generating ai you don't even know

#Dear God the horrors

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there are actually only 2 movie genres. the ones where u have to remain completely silent throughout the whole film, and the ones where u have to comment on whatevers happening on screen every 5 minutes

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I think about this tweet all the time because they would've been SO powerful...

Like Brendan IS the lovable "oaf" superhero, and Sandra IS the no-nonsense, competitive journalist. The VISION:

#Oh

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(UNMUTE YOU WON'T REGRET IT)

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#Can't not reblog a httyd post #Httyd

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Would you fuck a woman is she was a racial slur. Like if her name was Rachel Slur and she was a moe anthropomorphism of a racial slur. Would you fuck her.

why can’t you guys ever just ask me how i’m doing

#50k to me

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all that bimbo girl dinner girl math “i’m too pretty to understand the economy” passenger princess shit is not subversive. it does not make men mad. it is not reclamation. the joke is on you. they are laughing at you, not with you, and the tradition of women who play to men’s most heinous views of women in order to get a bag is long and established. these women are apart of that legacy no matter what idiotic, hyperonline choice feminism spin they try to give it. it is never and never will be progressive to treat women as though we are naturally incompetent and incapable

#Evil evil evil what have we become

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i love british tv it's always oh look it's Blorbo from All of My Shows

#Real

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God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

#It's ok you can say Rononoa Zoro #One piece

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jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years

#... SEVEN? 😭😭😭😭 #Tma spoilers #The magnus archives spoilers #Tma

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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google