hold up, WHERE did the eel slime moisturizer thing in the TWST fandom come from bc i’ve seen it several time just with no context and i’m so confused??
it's from Azul's SR Robes card story! which I remember because I have to periodically look it up again just to make sure it wasn't a fever dream I had because it is BUCKWILD.
short version, Vil is like "ugh fine I'll make a deal with you if you can make me a better moisturizer" and the boys faff around for a few days until they realize they have no idea how to make good moisturizer, and finally Floyd goes "shame he can't be like us, we're SUPER moist!". and somehow this inspires Azul and Jade to go "hmm. yes." and literally juice Floyd like a lemon to sell the resulting mess in a cute bottle to Vil.
smash cut to a few days later with Vil going "fair play boys, this is the best moisturizer I've ever used, what's in it?" and Azul goes "HA HA TRADE SECRET anyway unrelated but Floyd is finally able to walk again".
like there are some pretty decent jokes in Twst that have elicited a sensible chuckle out of me, but this one made me actually go "WHAT" out loud and spend a while looking up kanji because surely I must have misunderstood. but no, this is just a thing that happens that never gets remarked on again! and it was pre-episode 5 so I would keep remembering it during Vil's big emotional scenes and that sure made that an experience!
in retrospect I shouldn't be surprised that now the characters are just flinging pies into each other's faces like a Three Stooges' skit because canon is already a complete clowntown circus, why not.
getting to see who's going to pie Malleus is gonna get me through to January I swear
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November 12.... too far away
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OK BUT THE SOUND DESIGN?????
THE MUSIC WAS SO MUCH MORE SUBTLE THIS TIME AROUND AND IT WAS AMAZING
Instead of the dialogue being fit around the music, the music was literally made to be fit around the dialogue and voice clips and HOLY SHIT IT WORKED SO FUCKING WELL AAAAAAAAAAAAA
There was such a bigger emphasis on the voice clips and it felt so different but also it was so much more fitting for clingy duo because tHEY’RE JUST KIDS YOUR HONOR!!!!!! THEY DONT WANT A DRAMATIC SCENE, THEY JUST WANT TO SAVE THE THINGS THEY CARE ABOUT
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Lucifer, S05E10: “Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam.”
Believers like to insist that everything needs a creator, but then refuse to hold that creator responsible for the functioning of that creation.
This is like saying that your watch can’t exist without someone making it, but when it doesn’t work, it has nothing to do with the craftsmanship of the watchmaker; that it’s your fault and you have to fix it yourself, because the watchmaker will punish you for the non-functioning watch.
If this sounds insane and immoral, it’s because it is.
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BTW if you want to cry instantly listen to 'to: myself in colarado' w c!wilbur n c!crimeboys specifically in the chorus
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So glad they cast the second woc to win a golden globe as peach 💖 racism is truly dead
Omg <3 diversity win!!!
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HOW’RE WE FEELING
SHE IS SO PRETTY I CANNOT GET OVER IT
HUGE STYLE CHANGE BUT I AM HERE FOR IT I’M IN LOVE
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“If our hearts condemn us, we know that God is greater than our hearts, and he knows everything.“
-- 1 John 3: 20 NIV
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debating whether its worth it to set an alarm at 3am for the sad ist animatic.. like yes she is worth it but also uninterrupted sleep may be more worth it 🙁
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when you're a new student at paseo del mar high school and someone warns you about "hulk" and his "groaning"
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1 Corinthians 13:8 ESV
8 Love never ends. As for prophecies, they will pass away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will pass away.
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my cat just stepped on my computer and generated a meeting invite for me and my entire team with the header “/“ and send it to everyone
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“See what great love the Father has lavished on us, that we should be called children of God! And that is what we are! The reason the world does not know us is that it did not know him.“
-- 1 John 3: 1 NIV
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Red Lights and Green Lights (1)
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“I destroy every claim and every reason that keeps people from knowing God. I keep every thought under control in order to make it obey Christ.”
2 Corinthians 10:5
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Dios peleará por ti.
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