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Get boss man some BITCHES! LMAO

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Monsoon, you're one a my best friends but I think I'd rather stab myself in the dick with a screwdriver. Love ya though! ✌️

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who here has played undertale

also sundowner and monsoon you two are dating yes

I haven't beaten Sans yet, but I will...

As for the dating question... I don't know, Sunny D, what do you think? 😘

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[desperadosofficial]

happy birday

THANKS ANONYMOUS!!!!

Don't tell the US Government about the birthday nuke we set off...'Kay?

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[desperadosofficial]

Reblog this post to neuter Intern Carl.

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[desperadosofficial]

Mornin boys, I finally snatched us a new espresso machine! Now y'all can go back to drinking your gay ass coffee to wake up in the morning instead of drinking five hour energy/mountain dew/blue razz Bang/uranium cocktails like REAL MEN! No offense, 'course. Love ya!

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[desperadosofficial]

hey uhhhhwhy does monsoon think sundowner is the gayest where did that assesment come from

My mind B]

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[desperadosofficial]

what do I do if I accidentally break armstrongs mug. Help I think he knows and he's been staring at me for the past hour

Uh...you run.

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[desperadosofficial]

Jesus CHRIST

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who’s the gayest on the team (i already know it’s monsoon)

It's Sundowner, obviously

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[desperadosofficial]

How do you feel about this?

Hmf.

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[desperadosofficial]

Would painting your name and logo on my shoes count as copywrite infringement

Nope, we consider that free advertising. Show us the shoes when you're done though!

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[desperadosofficial]

I saw Sundowner open a beer with his eye socket once..there is no man I would rather follow into battle B)

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good ol americn family meem tag ursl ef

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Question for Sam, what do you do for fun? Besides kicking ass and taking name of course. You a stay at home and chill kind of guy or do you and the winds of destruction hit the town?

I like a bit of both! On days I want to be alone, I'll usually be reading, or training, or working on the bike. If I don't want to sit around my quarters all day; I'll bike out somewhere nice and quiet; maybe I'll go for a run, maybe I'll just sit under a tree with my thoughts. Otherwise, the winds and I go out together when we have time off. Did we get off to a rocky start? Yes, but as far as I know, we're all good now :) You should see Monsoon in the club! Horrifying. Yet mesmerizing.

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[desperadosofficial]

Mano pls 😭

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Who is getting quirky at night rn

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[desperadosofficial]

what music/games do you all listen to

Doc here. The rest of the crew is out on operations and Carl is in surgery for the fifth time this year, so I'll answer you. Sorry 'bout the delay.

Mistral likes Arch Enemy a lot. I didn't really take her for a death metal gal, but hey, what do I know. She listens to a lot of New Wave, too. She LOVES Blondie and got me and the guys (except Sundowner) into Joy Division. Mistral also listens to a lot of film scores to wind down, especially Gladiator and Blade Runner.

As for games, I know she's a big fan of older action games, the older Resident Evils, Quake and Doom and whatnot. Talks a lot of shit in fps forums.

Monsoon is...something. Handing him the aux when we go out is like a game of auditory Russian roulette. He could put on some Ros Sereysothea from when he was a kid. He could play nothing but Die Antwoord. He could play 70's Queen. He could play incoherent electronic sounds until you scream at him.

He's the biggest gamer out of all of us, his favorites are DMC and Bayonetta. He's competing in the Wii Taser Boxing tournament with Sundowner and I now, and if he wins, we'll be hearing about it for the next six months.

Sundowner is a simple man. He likes rock, country, and that's about it. We have a lot of the same taste in country artists, we grew up on Cash, Nelson, Jennings, and, as much as he'll deny it, he'd take a bullet for Dolly Parton. Sadly, with the exception of Lynyrd Skynyrd and Motörhead, his taste in rock is a bag of hot shit. Once I tried to tell him Five Finger Death Punch is for angry alcoholics with erectile dysfunction and he just yelled "HELL YEAH BROTHER" and cranked it louder.

He isn't really a video game guy. The only video game he plays is Wii Sports, and he only plays it because I challenged him.

Sam, interestingly enough, likes grunge and 80's rock. Some of his favorite bands are Van Halen, Foo Fighters, and Iron Maiden. He can sing almost every Black Sabbath song in Portuguese. He's been trying to learn Eruption on guitar. Once we were out drinking and he somehow managed to play it flawlessly on some kid's ukulele. I guess beer gives him guitarist powers. Oh, and he loves Shakira. No matter where he is, if you put her on, he will drop everything and get up to dance. Flawlessly.

Sam's our second biggest gamer. He's a fighting game guy. I still can't beat him at Mortal Kombat or Guilty Gear. He could probably thrash me with his eyes shut, too. Maybe I'm too old for this shit.

Intern Carl probably listens to Imagine Dragons or some dumb shit like that. Probably plays Tetris on his stupid little phone.

I listen to a lot of country, I also had a buddy back at ArmsTech who got me into industrial music. We used to swap cassettes while we worked, I'd listen to his mix while he'd listen to my Merle tape. I hope he's doing well.

I haven't gamed much. I remember liking Half Life a lot when I was younger. Had a coworker who's last name was Freeman, so I used to mess with him, talking to him in an awful G-Man impression...miss that guy.

That should answer your question. Sorry again about the wait; Desperados stay pretty busy.

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[desperadosofficial]

As a small little guy who lives under a porch, I am interested in your company, however, I would like to know your policies about small little guys who live under porches. Do we have to pay for our own supplies? How many times can we say we’re stuck in a washing machine before we have to go back to work? Is there insurance if you suffer from the horrors? It would be greatly appreciated if you got back to me as soon as possible, but if you’re busy I understand.

Sincerely

-Small Little Guy

For the first year of your employment, you will stay in the dorms on base. Some of them have porches, some of them don't. Standard supplies will be issued by us. If you find yourself stuck in a washing machine, an armed squad will be sent to extract you, as our washing machines are not to be trifled with. Horrors Insurance is...I'll have to ask someone about that.

Sorry this took awhile to respond, I was getting my arm replaced. Again.

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[desperadosofficial]

Just received word that someone has released nerve gas in one of the locker rooms again. Can't have shit in Delaware.

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To whichever one of y'all put "team building orgy" in the lobby suggestion box, you need to be fuckin neutered

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