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Imagine throwing your f/o into a washing machine and watching them spin. Forever

(It seems 'I' need to clarify. Proshippers go rot.)

#yaaay yaaayy yaaayy yay

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We need to talk abt more invisible disability rep in the self ship community so.

People with arthritis ur f/o loves you!

People with epilepsy ur f/o loves you!

People with diabetes ur f/o loves you!

People with migraines ur f/o loves you!

People with chronic pain ur f/o loves you!

There is so many more, so many its so hard to name them all, but you are loved by your f/o. Even if you are disabled, not everyone "looks" disabled, but by god you are loved and cared for by your partner, keep going and love that fictional person.

Proship shoo!!!! Get back by my broom!!!!

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having a crush is so mortifying. yes i want you so bad and yes thinking about you makes me sick. someone needs to beat me on the head with a hammer

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he’s a sweetheart he’s a bitch he’s just a little guy he’s so very powerful he’s the kindest of souls he’s SO rude he means everything to me

#💚husbande💚 #stinky.

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I understand the "I will die for you" ship dynamic, but what about the "I will not let you die, I will not let myself die- we will, at any cost, survive" kind of couple?

#💚devils fool cake💙 #banned eachother from dying (both of us being basically (semi) immortal)

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Lesbian Visibility Day Promo

❤ Hello! I'm Rebecca & a sweet lesbian adult self shipper. I have a lovely irl girlfriend. 🥰

🧡 Mirko (My Hero Academia) is my only romantic f/o. I'm very uncomfortable sharing her.

🤍 My DNI/BYF is on my pinned post. Please read it before you interact me.

🩷 Lesbian divider made by: animatedglittergraphics-n-more

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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

#💚devils fool cake💙

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When your fo is so tall they have to lean down and you have to stand on your tip-toes and you still can't get close enough to kiss them.

~~This is not for proshippers or proshipping~~

#💚husbande💚 #get your 20 something foot ass down here- shrink mf so we can kiss

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it’s my birthday!! 🎉 i thought it would be fun to do a little promo!! hi!! im FREDDIE! 🍌 im everyone’s local funny monkey media loving mutual!! im an artist and self shipper, one of my main and dearly beloved f/os is funky kong!! 🌊 i always love meeting new people, and im huge encourager of the silly!! umm if you want to see me be absolutely insane about my funny monkie guy well. hey 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

#happy birthday!!!

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Draw your self ship's fankid!

Don't have one? Make one! Make two!! Make an entire family tree!!!

Do NOT Interact: Pro//Ship, adults who ship with minors, and real people shippers

#god i should draw em again #i miss u lima- bean and rory #couldnt post lima bc that would out who en is (even if its obvious im way too nervous-) BUT SHES SO CUUUTE GRAAGGHHH

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wishing all lesbian selfshippers a very happy Lesbian Visibility Week this week!!! ^-^

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Scary dog privileges are great, but imagine getting cutie patootie privileges with your f/o.

People smile at you good-naturedly as you walk by, thinking to themselves how cute you look together. Maybe some of them even tell you so.

A shop owner insisting on cutting off the odd change from your purchase because “you sweethearts are adorable.”

Sometimes you hear someone whisper “I want a love like that” to their friends when you’re in public.

You are just way too cute together <33

#💖spinel💖 #we will be the cutest people on the boardwalk

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Selfshippers who spiral in any way, your f/o would help you stop falling down that deep pit, catching you and making sure you’re alright and comforting you until it’s all out of your system. They’re always there for you, they won’t stop when it gets difficult.

Proship/Comship dni

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For the folks with chronic pain/illness/fatigue

Your F/o checking in first thing in the morning to see how your feeling. If you slept ok, if your back or hips or neck or anything hurts. Offering to massage wherever it may be sore. Taking extra care to avoid tender spots.

Gently clicking their tongue at you when you exhaust yourself cus you overdid it on a low-pain day and are now flaring up. Carrying you (if they can) to bed, already having your heating pad prepared. They make sure you stay hydrated, fed, and fetching you things when walking is just too hard.

Your fatigue or pain does not make you any less loveable. It does not make you harder to love. They do not think you are faking it nor that you are lazy. Everyone’s body is different, and every body should get that chance to feel accommodated. They love you through your pain, your tiredness, your everything

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Not all days start or even go as intended – Getting too late out of bed, missing public transportation, forgetting to pack something for lunch, arriving late to school or work, something important slipping your mind… All minor inconveniences yet they keep happening to you more and more during the day. And needless to say, it’s exhausting.

So you return home, just wanting this day to be over. You plop down and want nothing but to forget that today ever happened. Until your f/o approaches.

You panic for a second. Did you forget something important!? Are they here to scold you, chew you out!? The thoughts race through your mind. As if your day couldn’t get worse enough!

However, before knowing it they pat your head gently or even embrace you softly. They had taken note of your exhaustion maybe? You aren’t exactly hiding it…

Before you can ask them you hear their voice whisper into your ear however. “Good job. You’ve pulled through today.” They say and from the corner of your eyes you can spot a light smile on their face.

It may not fix the hell that day was but it reassured you a little. Maybe this was something you needed to hear after today’s mess… 

So perhaps staying like this a little longer with your f/o should be fine, shouldn’t it?

Proship / Comship do not interact please!

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if i don’t get a kissie from him SOON i’m going to DIE

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if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

#💚husbande💚