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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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hermitcraft:

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a chance encounter 🚏👁

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Can’t a guy record his outro in peace? 🤨

(another closeup, og screenshot, and version without the screenshot below)

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2022年3月12日11:46

#🥺

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spring picnic! 🌱 🦆

#:D

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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

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[42] ; /

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two sheep. standing still

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when you shake grian he makes a sound like maracas. when scar hits the ground he makes a squeaky sound like dog toy. when mumbo flies he makes flubflab sound like laminated paper.

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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

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Zuko: There’s something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping. 

 Azula:

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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

#agajdh

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From @MCChampionship_

👑 Announcing team Pink Parrots! 👑

@.TangoTekLP @.impulseSV @.EthoLP @.theskizzleman

Watch them in MCC on Saturday 4th May at 8pm BST!

#TANGO??????? SKIZZ????? ETHO?????? #HOLY SHIT

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Desolation Tim hnrhghghgh