Boruto: Naruto Next Generations - 061
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thinking about the fact that if naruto had an acnh island, it would have ONLY frog villagers because he thinks they’re adorable. he would also cry if one of them said they were thinking ab leaving
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don’t say ‘fight me’ unless you wanna have sex with me or you’re actually tryna catch a right hook. ( yUUGAO TO KAKASHISNSISKSSKKSSK )
he raises his hands in an attempt to placate yuugao, an almost timid but mostly amused, “ now, now, ” slipping easily past his lips. while kakashi knows how easily his prodding can escalate ( and occasionally, it’s done in good faith to encourage change ) beyond an easy joke, would he really be the hokage if not tormenting his former subordinates in anbu the way minato and hiruzen had done before him ?
“ that’s not much of a threat, especially because i know you would NEVER hurt little ol’ me. but maybe we should be a little more considerate of the children. wait until we’re in a more private space for that kind of talk. ” said children are glaring directly at the two of them and fully grown anbu agents. “ but more importantly ... isn’t this a quote directly from icha icha violence, yuugao ? ”
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Judgey McJudgeface and Judgey McJudgeface Jr.
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“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people... but they also met me ” gaara @ son bc i think its funny
he stares, unblinking, CLEARLY taking this conversation far more seriously than he should. then, he speaks. deliberate but quiet, as if the subject of his next words will hear if he raises his voice just a bit too much.
“ like boruto ? ”
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‘ time for bed, sleepyhead. come on, i’ve got you. ’ / yuzu !
limbs heavy with exhaustion, yuzu is slumped over and silent on the couch. he stirs as the older girl helps him up, still half asleep but mostly conscious. hands form fists to furiously rub at the sleep keeping his eyes half shut, which squint at orihime as if trying to recall where he is. “ ah ... did i fall asleep ? ” sheepish, his cheeks go pink with embarrassment.
while taking on the chores of the kurosaki household was his own decision, cleaning and cooking for a family of four alongside schoolwork is undoubtedly exhausting. thinking about this makes yuzu START with a sudden realization, as if struck by lightning.
“ did i forget to make dinner ? oh no ... i hope karin - chan and father were able to eat. ”
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‘ you don’t get enough sleep. ’ (ino to her bae 🥺)
shikamaru has a headache. for once it’s not because of ino. they’re supposed to be enjoying their afternoon off together, which is only characterized by the absence of choji because they’re dating and having their friend third wheel would be kind of weird for any other couple, but also because they don’t have a choice when he’s off on a mission. still, maybe that’s the reason why he’s feeling so dizzy as he sits at the park bench and pinches at the bridge of his nose. prolonged exposure to his own girlfriend without his best friend to balance it all out.
“ tell me about it, ” he grumbles, though he does not have any other snarky remarks to add with the throbbing at his temples. “ i could’ve sworn i just heard konohamaru causing trouble ... but that’s all. guess i must’ve imagined it. ” that boy is the reason why shikamaru’s been finding grey strands clinging to his hair ties. him, combined with kakashi’s ABSURDLY lax nature, and the mission reports, along with the lessened need for shinobi in peacetime, and the shinobi alliance that forces him away from the village for days at a time. ugh. he needs to stop thinking.
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