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To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!

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"Of course the pen is mightier than the sword! Have you ever tried stabbing someone with a fountain pen? Those little fuckers are sharp!"

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"What didn't kill me didn't make me stronger, it just gave me an unerring need to punch people and a criminal history that can fill a filing cabinet."

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"Don't ask about the ethereal floating eye staring through your immortal soul from the windowsill. That's Jevin. He likes to watch the birds."

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"Can you honestly say that you ever had a plan?"

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"If I put a sock over my head would it make me a superhero? No. You're late for dinner."

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"Please tell me you know how to get out of here."

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"I'm being as honest as I can. I don't know how the horse got there."

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"I don't care how powerful they are, I am not betting our house on your magical crystal business."

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"I am absolutely not being paid enough to deal with this eldritch bullshit. Come back when you have two eyes."

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"I don't care what the other man said. Being a once-in-a-millenium prophet does not mean you get out of doing the dishes."

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"I'm not going to let you stop me. I'm sorry."

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"You know I can't help you kill him. I might get some popcorn though."

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"It means a lot. But I can't let you do this."

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"The tea's not poisoned this time, I promise."

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“Please do not taste the science.”

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“It’s just a little electricity, it’s good for the skin.”

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