dietmalfoy

[dietmalfoy]

SO nice.

Good, even.

@notyourjamie

#my avocado don’t #avocado sex #james sirius potter #scorpius malfoy

[dietmalfoy]

@notyourjamie

#avocado for life #avocado sex #my avocado don't #scames #cuddle time with James probably involves blood

[dietmalfoy]

New phone who dis?

Where are you, you avocado lovin’ bitch?

Come out, come out wherever you are,    @notyourjamie​

#avocado is that you?

[dietmalfoy]

So good.

OH. MY. FUCKING. GODS. I’M IN. I’M IN. I’M IN.

Does it feel good, baby?

#neveralbius

[dietmalfoy]

Tell me something, beautiful - did you miss me?

No.

#ask scorpius #lies #all fucking lies #i can't wait for the avocado sex

[dietmalfoy]

Where are you, you avocado lovin’ bitch?

Come out, come out wherever you are,    @notyourjamie​

#Scorpius Malfoy #James Sirius Potter #Not YOUR Jamie #MY Jamie #That face tho #FUCK ME YOU'RE HOT #james sirius x scorpius

[dietmalfoy]

blog music is terrible specifically your blog music

Nonny,

Lack of basic grammar and punctuation is terrible. The state of our world today is terrible. Fucking KIWI is terrible. Kesha, on the other hand, is beautiful and perfect and you can go to hell.

xoxo

#Ask Scorpius #Nonny #Anonymous questions #only lewzers insult Kesha #stfu #MY BLOG #I do what I want #or what Jamie tells me to do #Cause I'm an avocado lovin' bitch #fuck you very much

[dietmalfoy]

We literally own the Avocado tags. 

#Life goals tbh #james sirius x scorpius #Avocado sex

[dietmalfoy]

I touch what I want, you’re not the boss of me.

OH, wait...

Touch my bunny, @dietmalfoy.

#lolz he's totally the boss of me #James Sirius Potter owns my life #avocado sex

[dietmalfoy]

Oh, I'll touch more than your bunny.

Touch my bunny, @dietmalfoy.

#will touch ALL THE THINGS #avocado sex

[dietmalfoy]

You better be naked in the next picture then.

i know it’s hard i know we’ve got something that money can’t buy fighting to fix, biting your lip lovin’ too late in the night

tell me i’m too crazy you can’t tame me, can’t tame me tell me i have changed but i’m the same me old same me, inside if you don’t like the way i talk, then why am i on your mind? if you don’t like the way i walk, then finish your glass of wine we fight and we argue, you still love me blind if we don’t fuck this whole thing up, guarantee i can blow your mind mwah!

#compromise #like a domesticated animal and shit #avocado sex

[dietmalfoy]

You stop this right now.

i know it’s hard i know we’ve got something that money can’t buy fighting to fix, biting your lip lovin’ too late in the night

tell me i’m too crazy you can’t tame me, can’t tame me tell me i have changed but i’m the same me old same me, inside if you don’t like the way i talk, then why am i on your mind? if you don’t like the way i walk, then finish your glass of wine we fight and we argue, you still love me blind if we don’t fuck this whole thing up, guarantee i can blow your mind mwah!

#I'm a lewzer sub blog #fml #avocado sex

[dietmalfoy]

Good point.

You're much to full of yourself to ever be a non.

You are so fucking hot.

Thanks, Jamie.

Mwuah.

xo

#not YOUR Jamie #avocado sex

[dietmalfoy]

He calls me the devil I make him wanna sin Every time I knock, he can’t help but let me in Must be homesick for the real I’m the realest it gets You probably still adore me With my hands around your neck Can you feel the warmth, yeah ‘Cause my kiss goes down you like some sweet alcohol Where I’m coming from, yeah Is a darker side of me that makes you feel so numb 'Cause we’re hot like hell Does it burn when I’m not there? When you’re by yourself Am I the answer to your prayers I’m giving you the pleasure of heaven And I’ll give it to you Hotter than hell

#Lick #avocado sex

[dietmalfoy]

hey did you know lucky blue smith is a trump supporter

From the boss:

Lucky Blue Smith can be whatever the fuck he wants to be, I dgaf. I use his face, not his belief systems. 

Ta.

#Ask Scorpius #From the boss #Nonny

[dietmalfoy]

Who is your face claim?

Goodbye. 

#Ask Scorpius #Stupid Questions #Nonny #Seriously who doesn't know this? #Hello?

[dietmalfoy]

You are so fucking hot.

Thanks, Jamie.

Mwuah.

xo

#Ask Scorpius #James Sirius Potter #james sirius x scorpius #Scorpius Malfoy