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The first work from the "Chinese zodiac animals" collection - a honey nephrite rat

by chestyunin.art

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(common superstitions from the perspective of a USAmerican- would love to hear superstitions from other regions and cultures!)

(follow the most often when the situation arises, or believe in the strongest)

#I don’t step on cracks #it started as a superstition but I kept at it because of The Autism #lol

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movies where someone hears an important message only once and retains all the details….

girl if that were me, we’d be fucked. I have to reread emails like 4 times.

#very true #I’m fucked if I try to remember any sort of date- still get my parents birthdays wrong #and I consistently need to take time to remember my friends names before speaking them #and remember what day of the week and what month it is #autism moment

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As a brown trans boy it sucked so badly to watch those “gender envy” slides on tik tok and see only white boys with fluffy hair. It was a little thing but it made me feel invisible even in my own community. So these are men that look like me and give me gender envy. If you’re POC disabled/ don’t see your self in common trans discussions feel free to add on.

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so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

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i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao

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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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A classic era "no u" before bed

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week 4 of kittenhood is the peak. their ears haven’t even straightened out and they have triangle tails. unbelievable.

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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

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society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty

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Sans' transition

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my bf is back at it with the great pictures of birds

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i want top surgery eventually but i have to say being able to just grab a tit is unparalleled