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#NEED to know what song was playing over this. im cackling #tmi but ive got cramps so bad rn it feels like im pregnant with a fucking fox #take the shot old man put me out of my misery

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Top scientists at MIT have announced a mushroom that hates

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rats smoked all your weed I watched it happen, encouraged them, and also partook

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#oh yeah i just smoke this stuff to make my voice slightly huskier and make myself smell worse

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i got invited to the hades 2 playtest yesss YESSS YESSS

#the first boss turned me into a sheep and i died cackling. i fucking love supergiant games

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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

#crossing spears with another man does feel good ive heard #you can read about it on archiveofourown dot oh are gee

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you join a discord video call at the request of your long time mutual and instead of the 23 year old art history student you thought you'd been friends with you are greeted by two dozen middle aged business men huddled around a conference table intently staring at you

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Good Experience: My creative writing professor, one of the kindest, most open-minded arts teachers in any media that I have ever had, gave us an entire thirty minutes to just bring up stupid writing advice and complain about it.

Bad Experience: One of my classmates brought up how people always tell her to delete the word "very," and then she asked us how we felt about "very," and I completely forgot that I was a real boy in the real world and not on Tumbler dot Com, so I answered, "I love her. She's my girlfriend." And my professor was like "Did you just say the word 'very' is your girlfriend?????" and I had to just nod silently and reckon with the permanent damage this website has done to my brain.

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What's your spotify wrapped you disgusting lug

my only CD i got wont play no more

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this is the agility content im here for

#he's got worms and theyre also trying to compete #listen if i had the chance to rub my bare ass against that perfectly manicured grass #cant say i wouldnt also take it. #if i didnt understand what cameras were and that i was being filmed

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every time the turkish guy in one of my video game discords posts about food i look up the greek name of whatever it is and say i like that kind more

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They used to say shitpost. I think I just got fucking demoted. what the fuck

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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

#people interacting with posts from a decade ago #when i talked very differently and was very excited #and some stuff hadn't happened yet #it's kinda bittersweet? but nice. that cute kid's still hanging around. echoing

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Today's Seal Is: Vandalized

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When my nephew was four, a friend of the family passed away. The man was in his 90s and died of natural causes, and we were going to the funeral. We sat my nephew down and explained who this was, and that he had passed away, and now we were going to a sort of quiet party to celebrate him, and that there he might see the gentleman in the casket, and he might be very still, because he had died, but that everything was alright.

My nephew contemplated this calmly for a few minutes, and then said, "I think he will be very flat."

What.

It turns out that at age four, my nephew's only real context for death was roadkill, which he frequently pointed out while we were driving. He therefore believed that everyone got run over by a car when they died.

#i love when children make perfectly reasonable assumptions

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If you drink beer while gaming you have the Mirthful Gamer's Heart.

If you drink hard alcohol while gaming you have the Riotous Gamer's Spirit.

If you drink wine while gaming you have the Sensual Gamer's Soul.