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I dunno what Ezio was thinking during Brotherhood's opening, but me personally? I wouldn't stop pounding Caterina Sforza through the canon fire if I was him. Yeah I'd keep my Hidden Blade up only to take out the soldiers who would dare interrupt us. It also provides the perfect cover of darkness for me to take a shot at Cesare as my cock tears through Caterina's pussy and makes her cum, moaning louder than the shot I just took.

#Caterina Sforza #Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood #AC Brotherhood #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

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I just finished playing "Legacy of the First Blade" and I want to throw myself at Darius (Artabanus).

I realise I have a thing for silver foxes but he has the most captivating eyes. I need a long riding session staring in each other's eyes.

If he lets me calling him daddy even better ❤️

#Darius #Assassin's Creed: Odyssey #Legacy of the First Blade DLC #AC Odyssey #Kink: Daddykink #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

[dirtyasscreedsecrets]

Hello, I submitted a confession some time ago, but it never got published, was there something wrong with it?

Who was it about and when did you submit it? If we don't consider your confession dirty enough then we usually do not accept it. Sexual confessions are accepted as long as they follow our rules.

Grazie!

ETA: There is also a possibility that Tumblr simply ate your message. It has happened several times in the past and this is an issue they never really managed to fix.

#replies

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I... don't like Templars.

Or so I thought until I saw Otso Berg. If there is someone who can change my mind it's him. He's so hot, and I need him badly.

I want him to eat me out like his life depends on it, licking my pussy with such ferocity that I feel his beard burn on my thighs for days.

Having him fucking me from behind while he spouts some Templar nonsense in my ear just to hear his hot voice... What a bliss would that be

#Juhani Otso Berg #Assassin's Creed: Syndicate #Act: Oral Sex #AC Syndicate #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

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I want to spend the night with Desmond.

Maybe relaxing after a long day of work, getting a couple of drinks, and chatting until it turns into kissing and then into sex.

I want to hold him while we fuck and tell him he's a good man and a good assassin. I want him in my arms and tell him he deserves all the love he's getting and more.

I want to reassure and comfort him as I bounce on his cock telling him he's kind and brave and strong.

I want to fuck his mind blank until the only thing he can think about is what an amazing, love-deserving person he is.

#Desmond Miles #Assassin's Creed III #AC3 #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

[dirtyasscreedsecrets]

'I want Arno and Jacob. Actually, no, I NEED Arno and Jacob. Double penetration at its finest. Arno would be the type of lover to be attentive and careful, rubbing over the red belt marks after Jacob is done with me. I need Arno to fuck my mouth while Jacob fucks my cunt and I'd be such a good pet while they fill me with their cum.'

#Arno Dorian #Jacob Frye #Assassin's Creed: Unity #Assassin's Creed: Syndicate #Act: Threesome #Act: BDSM #AC Unity #AC Syndicate #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

[dirtyasscreedsecrets]

'On the last Kassandra and Lydia's confession, I would like to reimagine them as a BDSM lesbian couple, where both can be the Dominatrix and her faithful servant, roleplaying from time on time. Also I think they invite Alexios as their guest, so he could creampie Lydia all the times he wants to.'

#Kassandra x Lydia #Kassanda #Lydia Frye #Alexios #Assassin's Creed: Odyssey #Assassin's Creed: Syndicate #Act: BDSM #Act: Threesome #AC Odyssey #AC Syndicate #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

[dirtyasscreedsecrets]

Okay, by fucking God, thinking about the main AC male Protagonists banging me has really rethinking bout being Ace, like, the male characters I'm talking about are, in no particular order:

Haytham Kenway, Ratonhnhaké:ton/Connor Kenway, Edward Kenway, Altair, Ezio Auditore, Basim, and maybe Desmond Miles?

Confession [@heiress-prime]

#Assassin Orgy #Templar Orgy #Assassin's Creed #DIrty Assassin's Creed Secrets

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'Tall, dark and handsome; with his dark eyes, deep look and low voice, Basim is the personification of lust for me. He seems to be a rough, yet still romantic lover. I sometimes find myself thinking on how I’d feel if I caught him staring at me, came closer and without saying a word he kissed me with passion while tearing my clothes with his hidden blade. I’d love every inch of his body, I’d love to stab my nails in his back while he is inside me, please (and be pleased by) him in every possible way until exhaustion. To finish cuddling each other (God look at his hands!) play with his beard while kissing the side of his mouth and he would hold me against his chest until we fell asleep, telling me with his deep low voice that he would never let me go. Just to wake up, kiss, and make love again, passionately and with tenderness at the same time.'

Confession [@florchi]

#Basim Ibn Ishaq #Assassin's Creed: Mirage #AC Mirage #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

[dirtyasscreedsecrets]

'My birthday was on the 15th of last month and had recently went to get my nails done. Figured out that I’ve a kink for having my legs rubbed and it didn’t help that I’m fictosexual and recently had Connor on my mind. Imagine his large hands on your calves, eyes studying your face. Gosh I need this to be real! (turned 28 this year btw)'

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Mi dispiace for being a month late, but better late than never

Belated happy birthday, dearest anon! We hope you had a great one! ❤️🎉

#Connor Kenway #Ratonhnhaké:ton #Assassin's Creed III #AC3 #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets #gif

[dirtyasscreedsecrets]

'Lydia Frye being fucked by Kassandra with a strap on, and Alexios watching it while masturbating in a couch.'

#Kassandra x Lydia #Lydia Frye #Kassandra #Alexios #Assassin's Creed: Syndicate #Assassin's Creed: Odyssey #Kink: Voyeurism #AC Syndicate #AC Odyssey #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

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'I would absolutely love to celebrate Starrick’s demise with Evie by eating her out and then having her do the same. And maybe when we’re done making each other see stars, the two of us can cuddle up to finish off the night. I feel like she’d be so perfectly warm on a cool London evening.'

#Evie Frye #Assassin's Creed: Syndicate #AC Syndicate #Act: Oral Sex #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

[dirtyasscreedsecrets]

'I just want to be the cheese in a Aiden Pearce (Watchdogs) - Jacob Frye sandwich.'

Confession [@simoneviper]

#cross over #Jacob Frye #Aiden Pearce #Assassin's Creed: Syndicate #Watchdogs #AC Syndicate #Act: Threesome #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

[dirtyasscreedsecrets]

'I know he eventually married someone else but Dobby Carter took Connor's virginity and you can't convince me otherwise. Was probably pretty hot to watch...'

#Pairing: Connor x Dobby #Connor Kenway #Ratonhnhaké:ton #Dobby Carter #Assassin's Creed III #AC3 #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

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'I’m so upset I got into AC so late because playing through the Ezio trilogy for the first time recently has me rethinking my Asexuality for real. Like I need Ezio to obliterate me, just genuinely destroy me until all I know is him. I need to bite his beefy arms and cuddle against his broad chest 💗'

#Ezio Auditore #Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood #AC Brotherhood #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

[dirtyasscreedsecrets]

'I love Alexios' strong hairy muscular body. I'd love to feel the thick sweaty chest hair against my naked body, as our dicks rub against each other...'

Confession [@filifuck]

#Alexios #Assassin's Creed: Odyssey #AC Odyssey #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

[dirtyasscreedsecrets]

'Kind of a fantasy recently thought up. But being snowed in with Connor Kenway, with no way to keep warm except with a fire our bodies. Starts out with simply holding one another…until the layers of clothes come off, followed by heated kisses and my hands tangled in his long hair. With our breaths mingling, and desire burning, we decide to warm up in a different way~'

#Connor Kenway #Ratonhnhaké:ton #Assassin's Creed III #AC3 #Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets