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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

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🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

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fandom tumblr was another casualty of streaming services. we used to be on here posting about the episodes that were coming out weekly and posting gifs and writing insane shit about the tv shows we liked. now a new season of a show will drop and we’ll talk about it for a week. two weeks tops. and then that show will leave collectively conscious for 1+ year till the next season drops. there’s a reason succession sundays was a blast on here

we used to have real television

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Hong Kong French Toast

by Chocolates & Chai

#food

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

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top five days on the internet:

1. nov 5th, 2020

2. the day the queen croaked

3. boop

4. jan 6th insurrection

5. destiel wedding

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Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

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They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

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intimidating