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The ton is so unserious bc out of everyone, Cressida Cowper is the only one who’s like, “Colin being unhinged for Penelope is not out of character behavior.”

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getting fingered in a carriage with the curtains wide open as they ride through the street, the driver pretending he can't hear the excessively loud moaning, set to an instrumental rendition of give me everything by pitbull was peak bridgerton. absolutely perfect 10/10 that's what i signed up for

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What I've observed is that the premise of Bridgerton is mainly “what if every man we show you was just super obsessed with his wife” and honestly that is a worthwhile story to tell

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Violet: I hear Penelope may be getting a proposal tonight.

Colin: Yeah, from me

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GIF from @layla-keating

Big shoutout to the coachmen who watched a distressed Penelope enter the carriage, halted the carriage when a man started chasing them down and asked to be let in. THEN their argument and ….whatever happened… only to reach their destination to hear a whole marriage proposal. You know the featherington servants will be gagging on that gossip later that night

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HERE’S THE FUNNIEST TWEETS I’VE SEEN SO FAR BECAUSE EVERYONE DESERVES TO SEE THEM

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so, so valid of anthony to barely be in this season because he canonically can’t stop fucking his wife long enough to be a functioning member of society

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name a sneakier mom than violet "oh you're too tired to come to the ball? what a shame, you're going to miss sweet Penelope getting engaged. well, anyway dear, feel better" bridgerton. i'll wait.

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actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

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Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.

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this isn't funny anymore I need to find a way to have money without having to work another day in my life

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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

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Odysseus' last words to Poseidon

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Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

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I love everything about this.

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growing up with percy jackson and now being an adult watching the show means that when i first read the books i imagined myself as one of the gang, bc i was a kid myself same age as them, and now i can SEE they’re a bunch of CHILDREN GETTING TRAUMATIZED AND HURT and it’s gonna fucking destroy me

anyway i’m 27 now and they are all my children

#percy jackson