discessio
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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr
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ORC FACT
got your stupid ass. this is a gnome post. give me all the fucking berries right now
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Hey guys just a heads up there's a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.
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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.
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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?
british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians
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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
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Eddie, Buck, and Tommy in the season 7 finale, inshallah.
I’ve been very good so far this year, I need this.
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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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