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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

#human dog crate

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one time I accidentally and unknowingly dated a girl for like a year under the assumption she was straight and we were just platonic girlfriends only to ruin everything by saying "wait, that was a date?"

certified yuri moment. and plausible tumblr user toskarin anecdote

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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

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there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on

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BABY

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please elaborate in tags :)

#'it's queer/lgbt!' from a stranger: i am usually ignoring it bc i dont trust like that #if i see my mutuals talking about 'the lesbians from [media]' then my interested is piqued its been vetted for quality

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new best hello street cat character

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what is art about? blood. what is love about? blood. what is hate about? blood. what is sex about? blood. what is history about? blood. what am i about? blood. what is blood about? idk ask a biologist i guess

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Happy April 30th. Here's an ancient joke art I made.

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I think he wld be very happy as a zookeeper

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ship of theseus except it's people joining and leaving the discord. is this anything

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”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.

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