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#average hobby in rio vista california

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Spock is the fakest hoe in Star Trek. That guy has cried in every single movie. Get out of here with that vulcans don’t have emotions bullshit. You aint fooling nobody, you sensitive fuck

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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#not a friend but a lover #ace attorney

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yeah

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Unrelated: I have also been injected with praying mantis DNA

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Having a traumatic childhood means you cannot talk even objectively about your basic foundational experiences without it being "venting", even if you're not actually venting. You just straight up have a huge chunk of your life you can't talk about, full stop, without it being trauma dumping.

And it not being socially acceptable to talk about your own childhood is super alienating. Sometimes people want to know why, and any answer you can give them is going to be off putting.

It's to the point I get irritated when something I said is framed as venting when I'm literally just talking about my life experiences, doing my best to keep emotion out of it.

#i always think about this. there's no way to objectively explain my childhood without other people being uncomfortable.

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current mood: skyrim skeleton being launched down a mountain at 300 mph

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T DO THIS! IT ISNT RIGHT

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

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i think the funniest thing about aa is that it makes so much sense to me that phoenix and mia are defence counsel but like No One Else’s Job makes sense. brother kristoff should be in product defence. edgeworth is doing international contract arbitration or whatever. athena is doing constitutional law. apollo is in labour law. klavier is in employment law management side (sellout). franziska is def a prosecutor though

#ace attorney

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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English added by me :)