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this shit sucks i wish i was having gay sex

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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

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A while back, I was watching a YouTube video about inventors who were killed by their own inventions, and when they said this guy invented lead gasoline, I'm like "Ah, ok, he died of lead poisoning."

And then he got paralyzed and died of a wired contraption he made to move himself around, and that was a better twist than 90% of Hollywood's output.

all demographics and time periods and geography taken fully into consideration, some people were just born to lose

#Plot twist #lead gasoline

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My grandpa does this, and he's got like a whole box of this photo. So I was carrying one around doing it, and my friends thought it was so funny they all asked for their own. I took a bunch out of that box next time I was at his house.

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

#grandpa #pride and joy

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This was important. I needed to make this. At Midnight.

#brazil #terry gilliam #brazil 1985 #movies #brazil mentioned #movie memes

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My favorite thing about this post is that Robbie Rotten's whole deal is being Villain Number One, but all the comments are "Robbie is nowhere near as evil as Gaston or Peter 😭"

I'm sure Tumblr is interested in my deep research into Himbos

#they are correct tho #gaston #beauty and the beast #robbie rotten #lazy town #peter griffin #family guy #Evil #villain number one

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#david zaslav #Warner Brothers #warner discovery #tax write offs #coyote vs acme #batgirl #Scoob 2 #Scoob Spooky Christmas #Scoob #Scooby-Doo #looney tunes #memes

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No John Lennon movie will ever be as good as the one where he goes on vacation with the Beatles' openly gay manager and they fuck.

#john lennon #gay #the beatles #the Beatles movie #the hours and the times #brian epstein #gay movies

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i love this tweet very much

#Which Way Western Man

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I am remembering to promote this video on Tumblr because I want this found!

#john waters #lost media #lost show #movies that will corrupt you #HereTV #freeway #irreversible #gaspar noe #Beefcake #pink flamingos #Youtube

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#mickey mouse #steamboat willie #disney #copyright #please holy shit that act was so bad why is no one trying to repeal this #public domain

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Yiikposting

#yiik #alex yiik #gay #vella #Yiikposting

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#alf

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I talked about every episode of the original VeggieTales series, if that's something you'd be interested in.

#VeggieTales #bob the tomato #larry the cucumber #Jonah a VeggieTales movie #pirates who Don't Do Anything #Rack shack and Benny #Larry-Boy #matt presents #matt #youtube #review #VeggieTales review