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like father, like daughter

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Swipe immediately you coward

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im on a steve spree(heh) rn and im not fighting it lmao

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mombin pt 6 and look who showed up

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i just think they would have the most fascinating discussions

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golden hour cuddles

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theyre brothers, ur honour

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mombin pt 5!! we are Rocketing through this

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Drunk Robin: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.

Drunk Eddie, whispering fearfully: New Jersey.

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Hello can I ask for 10, 23, 24, 25 and 30 please

Hi Mil!

10- What's something you're excited for?

Well the big thing I was excited for just happened- going to see Come From Away, and I'm still riding the high from that. Other than that I'd say I'm really excited about my current crochet project.

And a little excited at the possibility of getting you into Stardew.

23- Favourite piece of clothing?

A black denim jacket that I got for Christmas, added to my little collection of black jackets alongside the black corduroy one.

24- What's something you do to de-stress?

Lately it's been crochet, but just art in general. I'll put Critical Role on in the background and just zone into whatever I'm doing for a little bit. It's nice.

Honourable mention to video games as well. God bless Stardew Valley.

25- What's the best personal gift someone could give you?

I've thought a lot about this one, and I'm not sure I could name anything in particular.

Not to steal your answer, but kind of in the same vein- I think the gift itself is less important than the thought behind it. If someone gets me something because it reminded them of me, or made them think of me, that'll win me over every time. Or any time someone has made something for me, and I've just been overwhelmed that someone would spend Time and Effort on a thing for me.

30- What reminds you of home?

Waking up in the morning after the window has been open on a cool night, and it's like 60º (15 C) and smells a little like the outdoors. It reminds me of winter holiday mornings as a kid.

Some very specific bakery smells. My brother and I used to walk to a bakery down the street from us to pick up Manakeesh for dinner sometimes when we were young. I got a whiff of some Zaatar the other day and was Transported. Just instant comfort.

#thanks for the ask! #you probably already knew a lot of these so I tried not to make it all about crochet and stardew #my cat also feels like home. but idk if that’s really what the question was asking

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mombin pt 2 because we're committed now

(part 1 is here)

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mombin pt 3 and i will never draw a nightclub full of people again

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pspspspsss mombin pt 4

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#they’re really everything to me

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soft asks to get to know people

what song makes you feel better?

what’s your feel-good movie?

what’s your favorite candle scent?

what flower would you like to be given?

who do you feel most you around?

say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).

what color brings you peace?

tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good. 

what calms you down?

what’s something you’re excited for?

what’s your ideal date?

how are you?

what’s your comfort food?

favorite feel-good show?

for every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word.

compliment the person who sent you this number.

fairy lights or LED lights?

do you still love stuffed animals?

most important thing in your life?

what do you want most in the world right now?

if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

what would you say to your future self?

favorite piece of clothing?

what’s something you do to de-stress?

what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

what movie would you want to live in?

which character would you want to be?

hugs or hand-holding?

morning, afternoon or night?

what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

#will anyone ask me questions? who knows #but there are people i want to ask questions of and it feels rude to not give the option for return questions

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im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality

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Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

Sex

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

Sex

Holding hands

Bizarre misunderstandings

Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing

The author’s unaddressed traumas

Found family

Plausible explanations for existing plot holes

Additional plot holes

Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology

Tax evasion

Gender

Very bad puns