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*sobbing* finally, an article that validates me

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After 20 painstaking years of research, Eva Ramon Gallegos, a Mexican scientist has finally developed a cure to eliminate 100 percent human papillomavirus and prevent the spread of cervical cancer among women. (x) (x) (x) Y’all they cured HPV

Yet Trump’s America wouldn’t want you to hear about this nor help it go mainstream

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if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

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Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

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this is the only love story i care about

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I hope you have a relationship that’s real for once and you are sure of where you are in their life. I hope you’re not a distraction or a past time or something to be used. But a love, a sweetheart, a muse. I hope you are something to somebody and that they are just as crazy about you as you are for them.

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concept: 90s. New York City. cocktails with friends after work on a friday night dressed in gucci fw 1995

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#didn't realise that suede is a bitch to clean #ifs #so im not a trainer person #and i got these puma trainers because u know got uni coming up and so trainers needed to be bought #and like i got a stain on the suede part #and i didn't realise u have to buy a motherfucking ERASER ESPECIALLY FOR SUEDE #ugh #idk how people have a collection of trainers #the hard work involved in maintaining trainers is honestly too much #like honestly #too much commitment #suede doesn't have my back #okay my rant is over #me rambling

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i have a bunch of high school musical party supplies who wants to party with me

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police knock on ur door: hello maam im sorry to tell you this, but its your husband. he’s been in a terrible accident. his selfie, it only got 3 notes. im sorry. please try and keep it together.

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if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

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“Bits, bits, bits” - Yes Please by Amy Poehler

#Amy Poehler #idk how to tag