ミズヒキガニ
Arrow Crab (Eplumula phalangium)
2022.11.1
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The boots and the beret were thrifted, and a different friend made the gloves. Around the clock, I usually just wear my scrubs, but I'm always happy to bust this outfit out because it is VERIFIABLY the cuntiest thing I own.
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do you make any art of your own?
I've tried drawing and painting before, sculpting as well; just wasn't really my thing. I've been looking to pick up knitting or crochet, but as it is I already don't have all that much free time...
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do you play any video games?
They've been nuts about this one called "SHOGUN" for a little while now. It's got a pretty cool story, all things considered!
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happy birthday besutiful princess. do you like getting the chocolate when it’s on sale at least
Yeah uh. The chocolates and the cute little bears are probably the only thing about Vday that I like!
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Two holidays today, not especially fond of either one! I hate it here!
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Crabs deserve voting rights too I think
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!! who is that little kitty in your latest response?
She really likes to sit at the table like a person with me. I think it's funny!
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Anji? You know him?
We don't get many chances to hang out, but that's just kinda how it is having friends when you're in your 30s.
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[she is NOT feelin it mr krabs]
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What's your favorite drink, Dr. Nil?
Unfortunately I'm not a fun drink girlie, nor have I ever been. But they all seem to lead much happier lives than I do, so maybe I should like, get into that crowd a little bit.
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her: alright ill come over but you better not be littlest pet shop hermit crab tonight 😒
my dumb ass:
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penis blast
Kinda rude to penis blast someone while they're busy, dude.
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Quick Bio Page
[This blog is mostly going to be for jokes, but I figure while I'm here I should at least supply some ground information about Ronnie so its easier to contextualize everything ^__^]
Name: Ronette Kahananui
Alias: Ronette Nil, Ronnie
Race: Pseudo-Gear
Gender: Transgender Female
Age: 32
Height: ~150 cm [4’11]
Weight: ??? [Just know that she is not skinny]
Blood type: Unanalyzable
Origin: Hawai’i
Birthday: February 14th
Eye color: Dark red
Hobbies: Scrapbooking, over-analyzing poorly made teen thrillers
Likes: Her job, onion rings, keeping busy
Dislikes: Having nothing to do, Her smile, Television News
Occupation: Doctor
Affiliation: Crustacean Care Center
Weapon: Crab claws
Title: Dr. Heartbreaker
The creation of a misanthropic scientist gone rogue from the American government, Ronnie swears herself to a life of hiding her gear-like nature by any means necessary; from a stint in the Holy Order, even going as far as to become a doctor and swearing herself to a life alone in order to keep others safe.
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