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stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

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pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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not everyone is either butch or femme actually. That's a false dykeotomy.

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The only acceptable casting for a remake of “The Birdcage”

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Today I learned 3D animation is a horror show outside the camera's field of view.

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An young boy was fatally stabbed in Chicago protecting his pregnant mother from an ex-partner, authorities said.

Jayden Perkins, 11, died and his 33-year-old mother Laterria Smith was critically injured at their home last week, according to the Chicago Police Department. His 5-year-old brother was also present at the home but was not injured, police said.

The suspected attacker, 37-year-old Crosetti Brand, broke into their home a day after being released from parole, Chicago Police Superintendent Larry Snelling said in a news conference on March 15.

"This mom's life is now forever changed. Along with being brutally attacked, stabbed multiple times, dealing with that trauma, she has to face the fact that she will never see, touch, hug her 11-year-old son," he said.

Smith remains in critical condition in the hospital, ABC7 reported.

Perkins' mother had an order of protection against Brand, who she had a relationship with 15 years ago. Brand had been on parole serving a 16 year prison sentence for a home invasion and authories had put him on electronic monitoring in October, according to Chief of Detectives Antoinette Ursitti.

"While he was on parole, he threatened the female victim via text and also showed up at her home. He was sent back to prison in February for this parole violation," Ursitti said.

A mother is in critical condition and her son is dead because a man who continued to threaten a woman 15 years later wasn’t taken seriously enough.

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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

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incredible work from writers, journalists and historians coming together to critique the new york times' (and essentially all mainstream american media) coverage of the genocide in gaza.

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sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

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机 on X: “寒い日は毛布で巻かれがち https://t.co/Ys2VLfn9rv” / X

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