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#call the midwife #phyllis crane #millicent higgins #fanfiction

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Lil fluffy vignettes about our favorite found family.

#call the midwife #sister julienne

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A little detail on Percy that I didn’t see until just now… A little family portrait! Sojourner, Spirit, Opportunity, Curiosity, and Perseverance, all in a cute little graphical representation right on Percy’s back.

I’m literally crying again y’all, I fucking love these babies.

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My kid ruining my day by randomly reminding me that Oppy is still stuck on Mars with no power. We love her so much.

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Wait, wait, wait, Oppy (Opportunity) 'died' in Perseverance Valley, and NASA named their new rover Perseverance?? They really loved that fricking rover, huh? I should not be this sad over a rover, but here I am.

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Not me crying over the Good bye Oppy documentary 😭😭

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some musicals as john mulaney quotes

Newsies: STREET SMARTS

Legally Blonde: I went to college, for the whole time. Holy shit, right?

Dear Evan Hansen: ’Cause you know how you lie to your parents?

Phantom of the Opera: ‘And what brought you to this experiment?’ ‘Oh, well thank you for asking. Well, you know how I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.’

Les Miserables: FUCK DA POLICE!

Catch Me If You Can: When I was a kid I used to watch America’s Most Wanted, you know how kids do.

RENT: Give us some money!

Singing in the Rain: One feels like a duck splashing about in all this wet!

Bonnie and Clyde: ‘And if anyone asks, you tell ‘em it was Golden Joe and the Suggins Gang!’

Cabaret: I don’t care for these new Nazis and you may quote me on that.

Next to Normal: Well, here goes nothing. ‘You ever seen a ghost?‘” And my mom said, “Yes.”

King Kong: Monkey, monkey, monkey man…

Hamilton: I know I’m definitely never gonna be president. Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.

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AoS s6 needs to do some serious emotional housekeeping right from the start and power through it with a new, unrelated arc.

(just tell us they found Fitz without any trouble and have been working on what comes after)

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I love it when Fitzsimmons have a quiet technojargon conversation full of incomplete sentences and then come back and go ‘yeah, we can do that’

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Just for the record

everyone who watches agents of shield ships Fitzsimmons, idc if you ship anything else, the ONE SHIP that everyone knows is truly superior is Fitzsimmons and you can fight me on this, even tho nobody will fight me because everyone agrees with me. thanks for coming to my TED talk

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In the Incredible’s 2 Dash is seen laying on his back and kicking to the air on two separate occasions against an enemy. Given that the movie is set in Chicago, we can assume he sat through a Detective J.J. Bittenbinder “Street Smarts” assembly at school. In this essay, I will…

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Me, in the middle of the night, suddenly wide awake: Will they make another Thor movie and will they call it “Thor Four: More Thor”?

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I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

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Being born is like going from ethernet to wireless.

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Persephone: I’M TOO HOT

Persephone: *points at Hades*

Persephone: :D

Persephone: :D

Hades: *sighs*

Hades: *monotone with deadpan expression* Hot damn

Persephone: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MAN