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2024 get weirder about that old man

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Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

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when they talk abt the accomplishments of the pwhl players its like “8 time gold medalist, 5 time worlds champion, 3 time ncaa champion” and when its nhlers its like “dressed himself today”

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#beautiful little omega #waiting to be claimed #phil dunster #ted lasso boys

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Is discord down or is it just because I'm Jewish

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bts of excerpt from un-park the bus: a history of pride in british football by trent crimm (temp1, temp2)

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“He would not fucking say that” but it’s “she would not fucking keep an unplanned pregnancy”

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The other day I randomly thought about this fic by @ticklefighthockey and started to weep uncontrollably because even though it's been months since I read it, it's still so sad. And I think this should be an encouragement to all fic authors. You never know what effect your writing will have on someone on the other side of the world. It can inspire them. It can motivate them. Or (as in this case) it can break their brain irrevocably and stomp on the pieces. Dream big!

#hockey rpf #fanfic

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gdoc sobbing, desperately trying to make sense of the filth i'm putting inside it

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lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

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- Travis Dermott, via The Athletic

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Idk who needs to hear this, but god’s plan for you is to read your little gay fanfictions don’t worry you’re not wasting your time

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American lefties: I support freedom for Palestine too but your complete lack of knowledge re: anything, coupled with your insistence on stalinist-style ideologically pure terminology that doesn't match what's actually happening ("this is not a war! israel is not a country!") makes you sound grotesquely stupid. A little humility wouldn't hurt.

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do you ever think about how much our guys love each other? how they... o-oh, you do? that's why you're here? in this fandom? I... I guess that makes sense. good, um. me too! me too. love those guys loving each other.

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hey! as the first season of connor bedard gets underway i, your local indigenous hockey fan, have a request of you: please don't let this kid's sure to be marvellous and jaw-dropping rookie season make you complacent with the racism of the blackhawks as an organization. it is beyond heinous that they were able to secure the first overall pick this year for a number of reasons i'm sure we're all familiar with, but i am pleading with the hockey community not to let the racism of this org fall through the cracks.

they drafted connor bedard and handed him a jersey with a giant racist caricature on the front. their mascot is named tommy hawk. they continuously fail to curtail their fans' egregious displays of anti-indigenous racism at games.

i'm not going to ask anyone not to post about bedard. i know he's huge news and i'm bummed as all hell that i won't be able to enjoy the beginning of what is sure to be an incredible career myself. but i am asking, given that his presence on the team is likely to increase the prevalence of people making and reblogging posts about the blackhawks, that you please care, loudly and actively, about the racism of this organization and how much it hurts indigenous fans to see that go unquestioned so often.

consider mentioning it in posts. consider amplifying the voices of indigenous fans and community members about the issues of these types of sports organizations. consider reading up on the history of the person they claim to 'honour' with their hideous effigy of a logo. consider censoring the logo in your posts if you are able to (please do this if you are able to). consider tagging posts so that indigenous fans are at the very least able to blacklist that team and not have to see it.

above all, please just. don't forget about it. don't forget about us. we belong here too.

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One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

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just joy riding 🚲