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Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?
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Keanu, when asked what sort of girls he likes. 1994.
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Bdsm but its just you trying to explain math to me and its me fucking crying
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youtube knows me
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[Gollum voice] they hates our pussy they hates it!!!!!!!
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"I'm good, you just only see me when I'm shitty"
-Deborah (Mop King, 2013)
Do me a favor, if you have Tubi, watch mop king. It should absolutely be a cult classic and Deborah is an icon.
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i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you
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Every day I exist as a leo
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