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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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Something I really loved in Dungeon Meshi is the amount of research put into the monster biology with parallels to real-world biology, and i have to point this out in regards to the kraken.

Of course, many people consider squid to be delicious (I am one of them), but not all squids are the same. In the dungeon, it turned out, that of all the monsters they could find to eat, the kraken, theorized to be one of the tastier monsters out there, turned out to taste...absolutely awful.

As it turns out, giant squids in real life, well...

So there you have it. Kraken really DOES taste awful. Well-researched!

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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

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why Merlin is trending? are the gays okay?

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dont play defense

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

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wjat if you woke up and your husband has turned into an iguana?

well as he would be considered an invasive species in the state of florida i  would be obligated as an americna to kill and eat him ... sad but theres more husbands out there iguess

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The Art of Titus Kaphar

Titus Kaphar was born in 1976 in Kalamazoo, Michigan. He currently lives and works between New York and Connecticut, USA. His artworks interact with the history of art by appropriating its styles and mediums. Kaphar cuts, bends, sculpts and mixes the work of Classic and Renaissance painters, creating formal games and new tales between fiction and quotation.

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ayyyyy Got it in on time this time! Hopefully I did my math right!

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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OTP alternate universe concept where A gets accidentally teleported to another dimension where B is extremely emotional to see them because in their world A died and they never got over it and miss them with their entire soul, and A feels their genuine emptiness and newly aquired joy so they want to stay there by their side and tell them everything will be ok because they love them so much but B insists that A goes back to their dimension because their counterpart deserves to have A back and they don't want to take A away from them

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i can’t believe i fell for it