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jrueships · 18 minutes

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NOOO, ANTHONY, NOOOO!!! YOUR SWAG IS TOO UNAWARE. YOUR BITCHINESS TOO BITCHY. THEYLL KILL YOU

#I CAN SEE THE DOLLAR SIGNS FLEEING HIS POCKETS

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jrueships · 2 hours

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tmann: russ is pulling out someone's small intestine with his teeth...

pg: god i wish that was me

norm: HES ATTACKING AND GETTING ATTACKED

pg: there's a lake near here.. somewhere.. i can Smell it .

luka: your russell is gone, lol

pg: come on my podcast [c: ?

harden: im on this team now lol

pg; don't reminf me )c,: ...

kawhi: russ is being carted away to arkham asylum .

pg, waddling up to a random suns fan in the crowd: what's you main in halo? mine is Gun

russ:

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jrueships · 2 hours

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STEFON DIGGS i will NEVER stop CARING ABOUT YOUUUU!!! many others have abandoned you bcs u have divorced ur goofy whiteboy husband and fled to bust it down cuntessa central BUT NAWWWT ! M E !

yes, your catches and targets have went down and your temper has gone up, but why can old washed & wrinkled quarterbacks still maintain their love and insane following and not you, sexy, also kinda old, catty wr ? i will always root for your success

#you were never Always girlboss #sometimes you are girlfailure. girlanger. girldumb (whining abt ppl not buying u stupid millionaire shit so u buy it urself)#i know that #real ones always know #u are stef diggs and he is josh allen and u are separate ppl and i love u guys individually as well as a pair #this might be an unpopular onion but for me to get into a ship i have to know i like & know both ppl involved pretty well b4 supporting it #idk i may be cra Z #stef u are more than beautiful and crazy #u are also dumb as fuck sometimes and annoying as hell #ily <3

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jrueships · 2 hours

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yall i am too scared of ween and peen and vageen and of posting to write smut. i am relying on YOU guys!!! I AM RELYING ON yOU!!!!!!!!!!

#the world will never know of bttm jarebear.#can you imagine my Rage.#can you.#im getting lighthearted from the thought #u guys have anonymity on your side like damn dont wanna donate blood #dont wanna round up the payment to feed hungry children #dont wanna save wildlife #dont wanna tell ted ur smut ideas 😑 .#<- the worse opt out. maybe. intelligent ones discuss #IMKIDDIGN

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jrueships · 3 hours

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pg: oh my wife is going to be expunged from the earth. let me go talk to kyrie about his opinions on maraschino cherries, i personally find them the most delectable little thi

watching Paul George always just kinda dilly dally waddle over and yap peacefully and aimlessly during russ fights never fails to make me seethe, like your hot girlboss wife is fighting for her life and you're looking like a numb dumb little Sim who's forced to go pick the damn dirty plates up because your free will was turned off

#ILL KILL YOU #multiple incorrect things have been done here #the biggest perhaps being asking kyrie irving for his opinion on anything

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jrueships · 3 hours

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watching Paul George always just kinda dilly dally waddle over and yap peacefully and aimlessly during russ fights never fails to make me seethe, like your hot girlboss wife is fighting for her life and you're looking like a numb dumb little Sim who's forced to go pick the damn dirty plates up because your free will was turned off

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jrueships · 3 hours

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Lu quick. Twerk on jonas.

#new saturday strategy #dont call me jrue ships or jrue's hips #call me Coach now.#lu has done this to ppl multiple times accidentally btw #they call him the booty behemoth #no they dont #...#*I* DO THAT 😜😜 ty the crater voice

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jrueships · 4 hours

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i know. i KNOW this is a kind act. he is donating necessary technology to children hospitals. but he looks like a supervillian unleashing his robot army on the city

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jrueships · 4 hours

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