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Bob Loblaw
Born and raised in South Texas. currently living in McAllen and loving it. Would like new friends in the area if possible. Total gaymer and lover of music. Favorite things include food, !!!, Radiohead, Bioshock, Overwatch, anime, and learning about different cultures.
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*~ As One Who Returned From The Dead ~ *
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『 希望のアカデミー 』
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Now this is what I mean (metaphorically) by "enrichment in my enclosure"
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The only acceptable casting for a remake of “The Birdcage”
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Son: Ay mum, will you pause that? You know the guy I'm talking to is 6'4? Can't wait to get my shit wrecked.
Mom: What?
Son: Can't wait to get my shit wrecked.
Mom: You're going to get your shit wrecked?
Son: Mhmm.
Mom: So you are a bottom...?
Son: Wait. Okay, I- That's just not what you're supposed to say!
Mom: What am I supposed to say?
Son: Don't- not that! Is this seat open? Can I sit here?
Mom: Are you about to video me?
Son: No! I'm not a bottom.
Mom: Bullshit.
Son: Is this legal?
Mom: Have you ever done anything for anybody else? No. You're a taker.
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*Violently presses button for ability that's on cooldown*
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Happy International Women’s Day to this twitter account and only this twitter account
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