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well if you wanted honesty thats all you had to say

remember christ our savior was born on christmas day

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math teacher just said “you guys have earned a mask break” and then proceeded to pass out a 45 question exam.

he did not give us a mask break.

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#he learned

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happy early father’s day dr doofenshmirtz!!!

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

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nobody:

mikey during that part of DESTROYA:

just.

walk.

away.

#honestly same #especially return tour #like sir #you have a child

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god i love being a writer because the stuff you look up that you need for a plotline just sticks in your mind forever and you can bring it up at the randomest times. i once overheard two boys talking about how they were wondering about how many calories you would get if you consumed a person, and i just kinda leaned over and whispered, “88 and a half thousand not including bones”.

the look on their faces istfg it was the best feeling ever

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0% probably a good thing lol

how evil are you

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you feel like freedom.

everything about you is so wild and hard to get a hold of. maybe you're everything and nothing at the same time. no rules or obligations. you talk because you want to, you cry because you feel like it. everything inside you is bursting into flames and storming inside you. everything is fleeting and colorful. people will remember you for years.

this was such a nice uquiz

you feel like freedom.

everything about you is so wild and hard to get a hold of. maybe you're everything and nothing at the same time. no rules or obligations. you talk because you want to, you cry because you feel like it. everything inside you is bursting into flames and storming inside you. everything is fleeting and colorful. people will remember you for years.

tagging (no pressure)- @influencedgenetics (UK the best uquizes!) @frenchacademia @carmen-riddle @tokiodisca @liliactry @this-is-they @geigarin and anyone else who'd like to do it <33

#im so new to tumblr #i would tag ppl but i dont know anyone

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people are bad and all but when a stranger holds open a door for you and when a stranger picks up something you dropped and when a stranger smiles at you from across the street and when a stranger on a hike wishes you good morning and when a stranger hands you a rose and when a stranger lets you have their seat and when a stranger stops you to compliment your outfit and when a stranger gives you the 5 cents you’re missing and when a stranger jams their foot in the tram door so you can make it and when a stranger says bless you when you sneeze and when a stranger helps you with directions and when a stranger gets you something from the top shelf and when a stranger offers you a piece of watermelon in the park and when a stranger wishes you happy birthday because you’re holding a balloon.. maybe we are worth saving

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i lost both my brain cells reading this

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internet frens help me pls

I AM IN A CRISIS (not that serious) AND I WOULD LOVE SOME CLARIFICATION

so as u know i am in the my chemical romance fandom, but not for that long, only a few months

so it occurred to me the other day that i have absolutely no idea how to pronounce franks last name because its like 77403760475% vowels and i am too deep into the fandom to ask for help in person

can a really nice person help me with the stupidest problem ever???

:) :) :)

ty

#help me this is a dumb problem to have #just type it like it is said #i love you #xo

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so anyway this was in a slideshow i made about what i want to do for my birthday

the highlighted names are people that i know personally, disregard pls

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hardcore punk rock singers who sometimes giggle during their songs are the reason i breathe

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my mutuals could totally beat up your mutuals btw

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yes i want to listen to new music. no i can’t stand any music that i don’t already know. do you see the problem here

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gay

So lesbians how we feeling about the new Widow, Zarya and Tracer skins?